hippocrite

A “hippo”crite is someone who calls people fat when they themselves are obese. Bonus points if it’s behind their own friends back!

(Hippocrite) Erika: She is a fattie that always eats
R2: Girl like you don’t?!

by whatascaredycat May 20, 2025

Hippo Sacking

Hooking up with the fat chick so your friend can fuck the hot girl

I can't go out again, I'm still recovering from hippo sacking for Riley last night

by Tbeam May 24, 2025

HERpocrisy

When a man does it, it’s wrong but when a women does it, it’s right.

HERpocrisy is when a man sleeps with many women, he is considered a misogynist f*ck boy. If a woman sleeps with many men even for money or on camera it is considered “sexual empowerment.” If a man displays strength it’s considered toxic masculinity. If a woman displays strength, she is considered strong and independent.

by Stranger Daze of UIC June 13, 2025

Hippo Campus

When a bully or prankster gives you a wedgie while you're sitting on the toilet, mid-poop. It’s the ultimate ambush: you're at your most vulnerable, pants down, minding your business—and boom, someone yanks your underwear sky-high like they're launching a satellite. Maximum disrespect. Maximum trauma.

Example:
"Bro, the wedgie I got while pooping was so intense, I think it scarred my hippo campus. Every time I see a toilet now, my brain short-circuits."

by cicadacalcine July 8, 2025

Heptoglobun

Another word for leeches, typically used by Zombycare.

It originates from a mushroom. Created in Marvin St, it was made by abstracting light from Shawn and Mike, used as a sacrificial organism for a Heptoglobun. Its species is very close to a Hydropholuss.

"Yeah, my blood will be pressed together in fragmentation with a Heptoglobun; it does give me utter joy!"
"What? What the fuck is a Heptoglobun???"

by shawnhater324 July 22, 2025

Hippo fashion

Hippo fashion is the fashion of someone who listens to Hip-Hop and Emo music. Then that person will combine the usual fashion associated with that genre and wear it, calling it Hippo.

Nala: I like your outfits, what style would you call it??

Mil: Oh, you know. Hippo Fashion.

by Yurpledoodle August 26, 2025

Hippo subculture

Hippo is a combination of hiphop and emo. If you like hiphop-emo music you are hippo. Also, hippo fashion takes aspects from both.

Jerb: What subculture of emo are you..
Aaliyah: Hippo subculture!
Max: ahh I love hiphop
Jerb: when did u get here

by Yurpledoodle August 26, 2025