hand parxie

someone who literally is obsessed with anyone from the band waterparks hands /lh

'they must be a hand parxie'
'wdym'
*in background* AWSTENS HANFS

by anon235431 March 29, 2021

Nice Hand

Said by players who get a bad beat or rivered.

Player 1: Goes all in preflop with AA
Player 2: Goes all in preflop with KK

Player 2: Hits his set and wins the pot

Player 1: "Stupid mother fu.., I mean nice hand."

by stig217 March 11, 2010

lego hand

An awkward cramp that occurs when one masturbates too furiously resulting in an uncontrolable strain in the hand that resembles the rigid look of the popular danish toy's hands.

Sorry Jim but you'll have to feed me today, I have lego hands.

by Carl Taylor November 7, 2006

The Hand Shake

The white man's form of hello. Hasnt been used for quite some time ever since the dap, chake and african american handshakes came into place.

Next time you meet a stranger go in for the hand shake. 94% of the time it will end up as dap, chake, or possibly a hand shake then a pull-back ending with a dap.

by John Kellis Fernando March 1, 2007

left hand

Its a hand, and, its the left one..

smack you up with my LEFT hand.
Lets shake left hands.

by phur riil September 1, 2003

dick hand

noun; A condition often observed after a man masturbates, or when a woman gropes a man's genitals, and fails to wash his/her hands sufficiently or at all afterwards. Symptoms may be less or more severe depending on the frequency and thoroughness with which the male washes his penis, and may include foul odor, damp skin, and in severe cases, the presence of semen on the sufferer's hand(s).

Even without close examination, I could tell by the smell that Tyler had contracted a severe case of dick hand.

by clint August 24, 2004

hand release

A legal hand job performed by a massousse.

If you go to a massousse and she asks you if you would like hand release, say yes and enjoy.

by SeanH October 7, 2004