Handjobing

The act of giving a handjob

I just gave you dad a great handjobing!

by Bradley51 July 12, 2013

dutch hand job

When a girl is riding on the back of a motorcycle with a guy driving and suddenly she's in a big hurry to get somewhere. So, she reaches around, pulls his penis out and starts stroking it. Although not official, generally the guy will accelerate the motorcycle pro rata with the rate of speed of the hand job.

The passengers on the Amish tour bus were puzzled when a dutch hand job passed them on a moped.

by the cheese man December 30, 2013

Hand job

to jack of someone with your own hand

i got jamie to give me a hand job

by kk November 8, 2002

california Hand Job

a foot job

Hey dude, this guy gave me the best California Hand Job last night, i came all over his toes.

by Zac Mike June 16, 2009

Hand job

The act of giving gratification to another person.

"butters getz all teh handjobz (Hand Job) in the Z31 cumminty, i wants sume" Quoted from Z31 performance.com.

by Racinjitter August 13, 2009

hulu and handjobs

When you're too cheap to pay for Netflix but not poor enough to rent from RedBox at your local Wal-Mart.

My girlfriend wanted to Netflix and chill, but I spent my last paycheck buying cartoon porn and had to resort to hulu and handjobs.

by arosi June 25, 2016

Fun Bus Hand-Job

An exciting, secretive hand-job performed on a fun bus on the ride back from your trip. The thrill of the trip combined with the hand-job itself creates an explosion in your pants. If done right, none of your seat neighbors will be disrupted.

"After riding roller coasters all day Stacy just Larry a Fun Bus Hand-Job"

by Livin'LikeLarry August 6, 2012