Bacon Hair

A roblox meme. When you start playing Roblox, you will wear bacon hair. Bacon hair has been highly criticised for being the "worst hair on roblox."

HAHA!!! He is a nooby bacon hair!

by h2008 June 12, 2018

hairophile

One who is sexually turned on by the smell and touch of hair.

Kyle is such a hairophile, the smell of my hair turns him on.

by grimly grim April 16, 2015

hairanoia

A disturbed thought process characterized by excessive fear and anxiety that everyone is staring at your hair and making fun of you for it.

Tara's extreme hairanoia compelled her to wear a hat until her bangs grew out. They said she was just being hairanoid, but she swore they were all laughing!

by Kristina F. September 6, 2007

hairamore

when you do weird things with your hair, inspires by Haley Williams, the lead singer of Paramore

"Wow, i love the colors in your hair!"

"Thanks, I had a case of hairamore."

by irrevocably-roo April 18, 2009

Hair Skate

A true homage to old-school hockey, the "Hair Skate" is commonly defined as the following:

i) A skating session in which the ice time is free of charge, and which generally involves small groups of hockey players taking part in a game of shinny.

ii) The act of applying grease to one's hair prior to the aforementioned game of shinny. May also refer to the application of grease to one's hair prior to any form of hockey, organized or otherwise. The name for this session is derived from the principle that asserts the application of the aforementioned grease to one's hair will enable one's hair to flow gracefully in the wind as they glide down the ice.

"I love a good hair skate."

by Gineboxcaptain September 4, 2009

hairaphernalia

1) A person's countless amount of objects that are used to style hair.

Ryan forgot to grab his hairaphernalia from the car.

by R-Dog08 October 12, 2009

haircock

A bullshit word made up for dirty scrabble

haircock is not a fucking word, douche

by rookie200 March 17, 2010