I HAS SCAN

a guy who said that in amongus and thinks he is a crewmate, he wants to prove it with a scan in medbay, he answers with I HAS SCAN but he was always the imposter so watch out

me: Carlos where were you
Carlos : I HAS SCAN

by #uwu February 14, 2021

Travis has gout

Travis has gout because he has sex with the maid and Melinda the Cashwise cashier.

Travis has gout, lol what a nerd

by JonGay March 28, 2021

The violence has escalated

It means you’re fucked.

“The violence has escalated.”

“ ✅ OK”

by The ceo of shit Cold War guns May 29, 2021

tom has no friends

tom has no friends

Jack: do you want to go to the cinema.
Harrison: tom has no friends

by harrrissson robberrrts June 26, 2009

Ha-nae-nae

Ha-nae-nae is the nickname of my friend Hannah. If you're reading this Ha-nae-nae, Im SORrY :{

so yuh bye

ha-nae-nae bit into the crispy apple. SiLlY Ha-NaE-nAE lOlolOoLOOloLlOl

by Cupid💝 December 13, 2018

dinosaur (ke$ha)

a truly amazing, well written, catchy and wise song about the dangers of old men

dinosaur (ke$ha)

WL: "Hey, wanna come with me?"
RM: "I'm about to barf, seriously!"

then ke$ha vomits and to get rid of the taste smashes a bottle of jack and brushes her teeth. because she is just. that. smart.

by you need a catscan! September 9, 2010

The genie has arrived

This phenomenon occurs immediately after a person has taken a hit from a bong, pipe, bowl, apple or any apparatus that can be used to smoke marijuana. The sensation after exhale can produce feelings of euphoria, blankness or a clouding of the mind, and stupidity. Physical symptoms may vary.

That was such a big hit! The genie has arrived.

by Joisa February 1, 2010