Scallywag hookerface

ska-li-wag h-kər fās n. -

1. A home-wrecking skip-skop skeezer interested in relentlessly pursuing relations with a brother who is already in a relationship.

- Jordan Jarnagin

Scallywag hookerface: "Cuz you're a scallywag, a hookerface. Stop stalking a brother. I'm about to catch a case."

- MC Prototype, "Can't Hide"

by The Noise Academy August 30, 2010

Hooters

A restuarant chain serving up some shitty food.

Who the fuck goes to Hooters to eat.

by Kelly Hu July 2, 2003

greasy hooters

When a girl lays on her back and lubes up her breasts and a man slides his penis between them for pleasure. When the female holds her breasts closer together it becomes more pleasurable. The stuffed greasy hooter is when the female opens her mouth and sucks the penis as it rubs between her breasts.

That new chick you are banging its fat dude!

I know, but her tits are huge, so I'm hoping she'll give me some greasy hooters.

by shelb87 January 2, 2009

Dirty Pirate Hooker

When having sex with a girl from behind you tell her you are about to cum, pull out and spit on her back. after that she will turn around and you cum in her eye, then preceed to kick her in the shin causing her to hop on one leg and cover her eye with her hand.

Dude your mom was being a bitch last night so I made her into a Dirty Pirate Hooker.

by Cpt. Dirty July 4, 2009

hooker

prostitute

that hooker is you mom

by british kid September 19, 2003

heavily hootered

An adjective describing God's gracious gift of an exceptionally large bosom.

John: Five o'clock my man! Check out the biknockulars on that one!
Rick: By George is that woman is heavily hootered. I mean cannons, people! Big ol' boobies!

by dawg32123212345 September 28, 2008

holter

A portable medical device, usually worn for 24 hours, used to monitor the cardiac electrical activity of a patient suspected of having arrythmias or other cardian malfunctions.

Doctor : Nurse, did you get the readings from Dick Cheney's Holter ?

by Dr. Strangelove May 31, 2004