guada

n.

1. A hurting kid that comes to visit you at college, but just sits in the corner the whole time and ruins the weekend.

2. The kid that is somehow in your group of friends, that is a really poor athlete and only gets invited to events out of pure desperation.

Who invited this kid, he's a total guada?

by pornogil May 22, 2010

guardian angel

A condom.

She's horny and drunk, but I forgot my guardian angel. Damn.

by LudwigVan December 19, 2003

Guadalupified

The condition of having had sex with a dirty Mexican.

After Playing Yu-gi-oh, Ashley was severely Guadalupified.

by Brian Varvaro May 10, 2005

Pussy Guard

A person who guards a woman’s pussy to keep it from being used.

She wants to hook him up with her sister, so she’s Boob Blocking and playing Pussy Guard.

by CrissFury December 2, 2018

guardian of doom

Your masterful lord. Seen in the online game Planetside. Frequently misspelled as 'gaurdian of doom'

you got owned by the Guardian of Doom

by mr. ownage June 4, 2004

guardrailing

When someone wedges something about the size of a 1 foot long 2 x 4, the long way into some's tail bone, or even when a skateboarder takes a spill and the one side of the board goes into their tailbone.

"Hey did you see that skater?"
"Yea man he completely got guardrailed"
"Man I hate guardrailing"

by LTD36 (second profile) February 24, 2008

Guararei

It's a Dominican word that refers to showing off something be it sexual or material wise.

Echale guararei al primo tuyo de tu reloj nuevo para que te envidie

by Midget#2 July 6, 2010