On Grok

It's like On God, but instead it's on Grok

"you saw that sick ass tre flip?"
"Yeah, on Grok that shit was right!"

by SwiftJace March 15, 2026

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Ghost Groceries

When you walk into the kitchen planning to grab food, open the fridge or pantry, stare at it for a few minutes, and then walk away without taking anything.

"Bro, I just did ghost groceries again, opened the fridge three times and still didn't eat anything.

by SnackBandit September 21, 2025

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Bagged the groceries

Verb, past tense - To bang a hot girl.

Steve: So how did your date go with Sherry?
Me: How do you think? I bagged the groceries.

by HappyCow1254 March 6, 2018

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Ur brother a grocer

A phrase more dangerous than ur sister a mister, use this sentence only at your own risk.

Jonh: Ur granny tranny
Robert:Ur sister a mister
Jonh: Ur brother a grocer
Robert: dies

by personainutile_ March 17, 2018

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Yoke your goke

To masturbate, to jerk off, to “jerk your gerkin”

Also can be spelled the traditional way of “yolk your goke”.

Friend: “hey wanna play Pokémon cards dude”?

13 year old me: “can’t dude, I recently discovered girls, gotta go....to the bathroom for bout 10 min...

Friend: “ahh gotta go yoke your goke, understandable”.

by KingTysyshween August 8, 2021

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