Goofy nigga

A nickname for people named jack.

Mark:"Hey did you see that goofy nigga last night?"
Jessica:"Yes, I saw Jack at the party!"

by MosesOfUrbanDictionary July 1, 2019

goofy as ballz

when someone is really fucked or doin something really fucked thats funny

random jerkoff:haha that girl is really funny
Me: SHES GOOFY AS BALLZ

random jerkoff:did you see that guy doin crazy shit
Me:YEA HE WAS GOOFY AS BALLZ

by slashsbabe_420 June 13, 2007

goog

When something is really bad/weird etc, but it's still amazing it is "goog"

Hey, lemme show you this song, but I'm warning you, it's goog.

Alright, lemme listen, I love things that are goog!

by marniet June 12, 2012

Goody goody two shoes

A person who never breaks rules, always does extra and is generally unpopular and quiet. They snitch on people and get joy from telling people off.

Note: Clever people may not be goody goody two shoes.

Oh, that new kid is such a goody goody two shoes. He got rewarded for a good attitude every day and since he started coming to our school we've all been getting told off because he snitched on us!

by T0m_x69x_5h4h May 1, 2016

Goofy dick

When a man's dick is curved or bent in a ridiculous manner to the left or right looking like an elderly persons walking cane.

My boy Mathew, man his girl said he had goofy dick.

The last bitch I fucked said I had goofy dick and I had to swing my hips to stick it in.

by King_shields January 29, 2018

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by anonymous January 18, 2021

Goofy ahh uncle

Quandale Dingle's goofy uncle that keeps trying to touch him

person 1: Hey, did you hear? Quandale's Goofy ahh uncle got arrested.
person 2: why?

person 1: he touched Quandale Dingle!

by Ghianus June 17, 2022