goober

a huge retard that acts like a dumbass and is one. Also, a goober tends to run like a chicken and with his fly open.

Jake is a such a goober.

by Bret M. June 24, 2006

goobank

They word goobank is just a word that means anything and is used mostly for insults.

Your sister is a dirty goobank.

by UrShEr March 20, 2005

goober gnat

an irratating person, similar to the gnat around a sweaty penis

That guy is a real goober gnat.

by Hammer1975 December 27, 2010

goober dunking

alot like sex, teabagging

Example 1: I just goober dunked my girl friend it was great!!

Example : goober dunking is like chocolate :)

by gooberdunking May 24, 2011

Goober Nugget

Someone who thinks their own obscene jokes are hilarious.

Jonathan was acting like a complete goober nugget when he made that diarrhea joke.

by KTEKU August 31, 2011

goob monkey

Someone who acts very silly and is crazy like a monkey

Ashley keeps tickling me! Quit being such a goob monkey!

by Llamajoe465 March 4, 2014

goober munch

A person who avoids wearing pants at all costs.

You are a goober munch.

by Drerpaderp February 4, 2017