I went to use the John Q. Public at the gas station, butt, the lid was covered with piss...
MY WIFE: That was fast!
ME: No can do: golden rum. Let's check out THAT gas station. The first gas station with a clean restroom will get my $40 in gas money.
MY WIFE: That was fast!
ME: No can do: golden rum. Let's check out THAT gas station. The first gas station with a clean restroom will get my $40 in gas money.
by Phil N. Empty July 15, 2006

by Typical-IceCream November 14, 2017

Charles sent his butler down to the garage to fetch some plastic sheeting.
"Dirty bugger," thought the butler, "He's gonna have a golden screw tonight."
"Dirty bugger," thought the butler, "He's gonna have a golden screw tonight."
by Dunky Oggins January 25, 2004

Women: Hey, boys I want you both
I hope that you think that's cool
I know most guys won't freak together
Men: But she forgot about the Golden Rule
It's OK when it's in a three-way
It's not gay when it's in a three way.
I hope that you think that's cool
I know most guys won't freak together
Men: But she forgot about the Golden Rule
It's OK when it's in a three-way
It's not gay when it's in a three way.
by Turak October 27, 2011

A blonde womans pubic hair. Shaved in the shape of a triangle. Only gorgeous, young women can yeild a golden triangle. It's a highly sought after prize. Known to have magical properties.
by Lance Blaisdell May 19, 2005

The process of being or staying intoxicated (either high, drunk, or both) for a minimum period of 3 days.
Drew - "Hey homie, what are we doing this summer?"
Erik - "Hmmmm...I am not sure."
Drew- "How about staying golden"
Erik - "Yes. That sounds like a blast!"
Erik - "Hmmmm...I am not sure."
Drew- "How about staying golden"
Erik - "Yes. That sounds like a blast!"
by The Coach Family June 16, 2009

by mochzr April 15, 2009
