by TheMilkerOfGoats June 25, 2011
The Rule of Goats says that self-awareness or irony doesn't change public perception. If you fuck a goat, even if you say it's for the lulz or to prove a larger point, you're still a goat-fucker.
The saying was coined by criminal defense attorney Ken White of the Popehat Report. It's loosely connected to an Irish Pub joke about an old man who has multiple accomplishments but also once fucked a goat. In the end, nobody recognizes him for his achievements and instead only knows him as the goat-fucker.
The saying was coined by criminal defense attorney Ken White of the Popehat Report. It's loosely connected to an Irish Pub joke about an old man who has multiple accomplishments but also once fucked a goat. In the end, nobody recognizes him for his achievements and instead only knows him as the goat-fucker.
Defendant: "I was only trolling when I said all those awful things."
Ken White: "The Rule of Goats applies."
Ken White: "The Rule of Goats applies."
by NoneCanHandle November 08, 2021
by SiCkWiTeMs January 29, 2008
A perfume or body spray used to ensure that one doesn't smell like a goat. Sometimes used in conjunction with amonkey bath when one is short on time.
Also, a spray that has been used specifically to cover up and/or mask the smell of body odor, cigarette smoke, or any other foul odors.
Also, a spray that has been used specifically to cover up and/or mask the smell of body odor, cigarette smoke, or any other foul odors.
Katie: "Are you going to take a shower before we go out?"
Sheri: "Nah, a monkey bath and some goat spray should do it."
Sheri: "Nah, a monkey bath and some goat spray should do it."
by Resident Drunk November 09, 2007
Pessi is a midget from Argentina who has enjoyed his lavishly through fake fames he has earned using media. He is so corrupted you in nature.Medias such as Goal,Sofa score, ESPN, sports 18.The greatest robbery in the history of the world (The 2021 Ballon dor was done by pecho frio.It was done by g giving bribe to France football.
by Cyborg transformation ofpessi April 30, 2022
An act in which you play dead or asleep in order to avoid unwanted sexual shenanigans, much like our long-lost cousins--the fainting goats.
Last night Paul crawled into bed with me and started putting on the moves so I pulled the fainting goat.
by Gooblegobblers February 26, 2010
When two guys are showing the goat to a girl and the girl jacks them off at the same time as if you were milking a goat
Jack: Dude, I know this sorority girl that is willing to do the move, milking the goat
Bill: I don't know man, she is pretty dirty.... but i'm always down for getting milked
Jack: ok she is gonna come in the door now so get ready!
Bill: I don't know man, she is pretty dirty.... but i'm always down for getting milked
Jack: ok she is gonna come in the door now so get ready!
by Marsupial Watson October 01, 2010