George W. Bush

The person who came up with the idea to make bicycle frames thinner than an eggshell and make them out of brittle carbon fiber and then overprice them.

George W. Bush ruined Vintage Bikes and priced them like craZy

by Knmagor June 15, 2024

George W. Bush

A partially-literate Texan who somehow became President of the United States. He invaded a country for no reason and killed a million people. The economy of the United States collapsed under him. He was known for making frequent verbal gaffes.

“Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?” ~George W. Bush

by Frederick Yeo November 14, 2023

George W. Bush

George W. Bush is my real father,
He did it with my mother and never called her again
please, Bush call my mom, our family needs you now more than ever, our home was taken away from us, my mom lost her job, we just really need your help right now please call me.

George W. Bush fucked my mother, but won't be a motherfucker if he calls me son.

by Norman W. Bush December 15, 2024

George W. F. H. Bush

The commando-in-chief. President of working from home in nothing but a shirt, gets dressed by invading the Dryrack. Went to Yale but says he's from Texas so his O&G coworkers will accept him.

Coworkers on the Teams call: "I think you're on mute, we can't hear you."
George W. F. H. Bush: "But I can hear you!"

by daltonjfk September 24, 2021