Top Gear Maths

When you round up a number to the next most impressive figure specifically to make an impact.

Dave spent £857,945 on snacks last year. Using a little Top Gear Maths, that's a million pounds!

by TayBoop March 14, 2025

Rusty Gear

A side effect of an explosive shart where one's junk is covered in fecal matter, resulting in Rusty Gear.

I just sharted inn my skinny jeans and now I'm sporting some Rusty Gear! Does anyone have a baby wipe handy?

by Willyshitjokes December 19, 2024

Dystopic Gear

Dystopic Gear is cocaine that is wrapped up in a page from a Dystopic novel. Usually 1984, but sources may vary.

Bro, that Dystopic Gear is straight fire, was charged, still.

by Big Mac Ting October 19, 2020

Gear

Describes something great

1: “you see that new Puss in Boots movie”
2: “YES bro. That girl cat was so gear”

by GearCreator February 28, 2023

gear

A well offensive word that fergus uses to liken something with smelly decapitated indian babies.

Those clothes are well gear

by something... June 20, 2012

International No Guilty Gear Strive Day

The day (12th April) that nobody is allowed to play Guilty Gear Strive, millions across the world will be upset, but it is to honour the loss of beloved Guilty Gear Strive player: Hotashi.

"Oh boy I can't wait to play Guilty Gear Strive!"
"Did you not know? It's International No Guilty Gear Strive Day today."

by ILoveGuiltyGearStrive April 12, 2024

hunter gear

A short ginger bitch fuck head. Dumb cunt doesnt get any bitches only men... lmao gay nigga alert BRUH. FUCK THIS GINGER FUCK!

LMAO LOOK A HUNTER GEAR

by treBbabe October 21, 2017