A name that is given to any older man, or woman that is hindering your speed, whether you are driving, walking, running (etc.).It is not uncommon for them to possess horrible driving skills, and driving through banks, salons, grocery stores, and gas stations happens more often than not.
Driver: I am going to be late, get out of my way Turtle Fucker!
Grocery Shopper: Move you damn Turtle Fucker and quit staring at the laxatives, it's not that damn hard to decide!
Grocery Shopper #2: It shouldn't take that long to write a check, get some glasses Turtle Fucker!
Grocery Shopper #3: Damn-it Turtle Fucker, no it isn't cheaper than that, quit getting price checks!
Betty drove into the gas station and injured the clerk because she is a Turtle Fucker.
Grocery Shopper: Move you damn Turtle Fucker and quit staring at the laxatives, it's not that damn hard to decide!
Grocery Shopper #2: It shouldn't take that long to write a check, get some glasses Turtle Fucker!
Grocery Shopper #3: Damn-it Turtle Fucker, no it isn't cheaper than that, quit getting price checks!
Betty drove into the gas station and injured the clerk because she is a Turtle Fucker.
by loafenator February 27, 2009
Get the Turtle Fuckermug. 
Quite possibly the two best words in the English language. Often used in a conversation to catch someone off guard.
by Austin January 6, 2004
Get the fucker bitchmug. by Parade June 26, 2008
Get the Cat fuckermug. 1. A man who has an incesteous relationship with or sexual fantasies about his uncle. 2. A bagpipe playing member of the Coast Guard Reserves. 3. A beer making school teacher. 4. A man who studies geneology so he can learn about all the uncles he will never have a chance to fuck. 5. A bottom to his uncle's top.
by Clark Potter December 13, 2003
Get the uncle fuckermug. A person who has sex with a pillow. Generally these people are virgin males who can't "score" with an actual woman. So, he must make do with his pillow.
by Michael O. November 20, 2004
Get the pillow fuckermug. by Aznplayerette October 13, 2003
Get the Mother fuckermug.