kung fu poo

shitting in your wife's mouth then kissing her with the tongue

man 1:yooooo sup homie

man 2:yesterday i gave my wife kung fu poo

man 3 : it taste amazing right

by makemecumdaddy123 May 9, 2022

Kung Fu Grip

A grip so tight on the shaft of your penis when masturbating that your palm print now includes the vein structure of your shaft embedded on the palm of your hand. So much so that a palm reader might try reading a vein as opposed to an actual line on your palm.

Man that kung Fu Grip really threw off that palm reader.

by Pierced69 August 4, 2022

tl;fu

Too long: Fuck you, a reply to a Long post about/containing information you are against or aggravated by.

Post
random person TL;FU

by tekie boi August 17, 2018

fu man chop

A fu man chop is a combination of a fu man chu and chops.

Matt is rocking the fu man chops to show off his amazing butt chin.

by BaberahamLincoln May 23, 2018

Fu-Ka

Derived from fuckBig and South African Slang kak. Together, these two words give birth to the exceptionally incredible word Fu-Ka. Pronounced Fah-Kah. Meaning something that is unpleasant/ garbage/total trash or Fu-Ka

Don’t buy those hotdogs Man, they’re Fu-Ka, worst ones I have ever tasted.

by Shwiftymofo April 19, 2020

mondo fu fu-ness

describes an action or event as crazy or insane, but can also be used to describe something as stupid, idiotic, make-up or wrong

"But she said that you guys were like total BFFs!" said Brittany

"OMG That is total mondo fu fu-ness!!!!" said Tiffany

by life form from planet zeron January 1, 2009

Google-Fu

The only type of martial arts a nerd can get a blackbelt in. These masters have a godlike ability to find any information at the drop of a hat. This is also the first digital martial art ever made making it the digital equivalent to Grappling the oldest known martial art (3000 bc), not Kalaripayattu (2000 bc)

Boy: Check out my google-fu
Friend: Sweet show me some moves
Boy: Okay come to my computer real quick

by Cereal Killer Bitch May 9, 2021