Black Forest Ham

When her pussy lips are floppy and loose and look like some black forest ham.

When I had sex with her last night, she had black forest ham.

by that_one_nigga6969 March 11, 2021

Omicron Forest

A location of masked people during covid-19!

Sitting here at the Omicron Forest watching people walking in and out!

by Ahoymellow January 15, 2022

crunchy foreskin

the build up and hardening of piss, cum, and dead skin cells after months of not cleaning yourself.

Dan: dawg what is that smell?
Ben: sorry man i got crunchy foreskin
Dan: man! cleanse yourself!

by quimb December 31, 2021

Intoxicating foreskin

What about these air fried ballz topped with extra sharp chedda cheese warmed just right to the cheese is melted and warm then seasoned to perfection with crushed red pepper cracked black pepper pink hymialian salt and garlic then served with a glass of your moms red period blood mixed with vodka and Methyl enedioxy methamphetamine then after that I fuck your parents and I top it all off with the leftover cum and coochie juices 😘

I ate intoxicating foreskin for dinner

by I <3 penes and boils March 14, 2022

Greens Farms Academy(GFA)

A school where most of the students have room temp iq. Where white people are hated on for being white. As well as where half the school are gay fat theater kids who like to have gay orgys in the band hallway. Also where the school is always asking for money even after you leave. If you go here i recommend leaving.

Donald: wanna goto Greens Farms Academy(GFA) to play soccer
Ricardo: eww no there probably a BLM protest on the field
Donald: True

by Retarded theater kid July 30, 2022

King of the Forest

The one and only sexy beast that dwells within the dark Swedish forests of Kaldklioeindh. The King of the Forest will only appear to those most brave to challenge it's sexyness. At that moment of challenge the great Nordic forest goddess Pehtrah the great will appear to judge one's sexyness against the King. Since none shall ever best the sexyness of the King no one has ever dared even the slightest challenge. You may see some day the King of the Forest dashing through the forests of Sweden with Pehtrah riding noblely on it's back. It only appears as a sexy blur.

1) Man 1:What was that sexy blur flying past?

Man 2:Oh that? That's the King of the Forest.

by The King1234567890 May 4, 2009

Wharton State Forest

A large, primarily pine tree forest in Burlington County in South Jersey. Home of empty long state routes, cedar-water canoeing & fishin, sand pit parties, and the hickest of all hicks who have ever lived.

You killed that bitch?! Better bury her up in Wharton State Forest.

by Dpaugh May 12, 2011