Fork

A way of saying you beat your wife without formally stating it.

Hey Bobby, I'm so fucking mad right now, I want to fork my wife

I'm being forked right now

by Matthew Munt May 5, 2024

Fork

A very editable item

Guy 1: what you want for dinner?

Guy 2: fork.

by Slickback:o August 6, 2024

fork

fork ( a legit fork ) I used this name as a joke

holy shit! It’s the best fnaf 6 fork! omg can I get your autograph

by forklol February 24, 2022

out of forks

When the number of forks is no longer adequate.

I used all my forks now I'm out of forks. Well, this is going to be a terrible porno.

by notwellatal May 11, 2020

fork

HELP ME THEY KEEP FLYING AT ME HEEEEELPP

i need fork repellent to get all these forks away!!

by brightestbulbintheshed August 23, 2022

Forking

The act of stabbing someone with a fork

Jimmy got mad at his teacher during lunch and violently started forking her in the face

by Ewwitsevie May 21, 2016

Orgasm Fork

A fork like head massager with multiple metallic flexible spokes. When used on the head, especially behind the ear, it inevitably starts to feel almost like an orgasm. Works best when someone else uses this to messages on another one’s head.

Hey Jonah, can you pass me the orgasm fork from the table, I need a good orgasmic head massage. Also, Jonah, would you please be kind enough to help me out with this? It has more effect when someone else does it.

by Pseudoneutron April 15, 2024