street football

a time waster in new jersey...its self explanatory. its football played by friends usually at a park and in our case the park and bus stop before or after school. in edison, the only thing to pass time. it provokes stories about getting concussions and getting decked by guys twice as big as you, and how you played in the snow wearing light fall clothes...its kinda a way of life almost

-jay are you up for some street football?
-hell yeah mike lets go grab some guys

by a.k.a. jay July 19, 2005

american football

the most sped sport in the world, where you see fat man wearing 50 pound pads running around for 5 seconds at a time, and they still manage to break a sweat.

I saw a play in american football last for over 4 seconds!
No way dude!

by lfc319 June 17, 2015

little green footballs

Anti muslim hate site. frequented by ghouls and vanilla weirdos.

1: hey have you seen that LGF?
2: yeah.
1: arent they weird?
2: true.

by no friend of lizards April 30, 2005

Football

A real sport that world-blind Americans thought they invented and was ripped of by the English, but they were completely confused. Real football is what naive Americans call soccer and football is properly spelled futbol. American Football is a barbaric sport in which one man tries to bulldoze another carrying a leather ball across the field. American footbal requires little or no talent just a huge body and the ability to catch and throw, whereas futbol requires coordination, strength, speed, and agility. So wake up Americans!

American Dude:

Football is so awesome!
British Dude:

Quite, it requires much more talent than the silly American version.
American Dude:

Whaddya talkin about we made football.
British Dude:

Ugh, another naive American, we made futbol you made a version that has almost nothing to do with fee. Do you understand the difference Futbol, or soccer as you call it, came first; football, known as American football throughout the world, is a version for people who are not talented enough for the real sport.
American Dude:

duuu.....

by King of The Pirates May 12, 2010

football

A Xanax pill.
Named such because .25, .5, .1 mg dose pills take the shape of miniature footballs.

Person 1: Yo can you get me a couple footballs?
Person 2: Yah be right there, how big?
Person 1: 3 .5s. Thanks dawg.

by collegekid420 October 11, 2011

Footballer

verb, 'to football'.

Instead of spitting on a lover's anal entrance to provide natural lubrication, a footballer is putting one finger on one's nose to block one nostril whilst violently blowing through the other nostril thus using nasal mucus instead.

noun, 'Footballer'

The completed act of footballing.

I needed to ram my cock up her Gary and happened to have a touch of swine 'flu so I footballed her and then slid in with relative ease.

I did a footballer to ease the process of exploring her poo cave.

by ganton July 11, 2009

Football Blah Blah

A phrase coined by Al Murray (the pub landlord) describing when two people (usually men) engage in idle and predictable chat about football.

Dave: "Did you see that tackle in the United game at the weekend?"

Trevor: "Yeah what a shocker, can't believe he didn't get sent off."

Dave: "Unbelievable decision by the ref..."

Pam: "Quit your Football Blah Blah."

*Trevor and Dave continue their pints in silence*

by BishopRock November 15, 2012