Flap Nasty

A slapper so nasty that the imagination of her vagina is so worn and torn that it is JUST, nasty.

Boy 1: Have you seen that girl on the corner over there.

Boy 2: What, that slapper?

Boy 1: Yeh, she's Flap Nasty!!!

by Zack and Mike September 11, 2011

piss flaps

A term used when things don't really go your way. For example, when you're playing a computer game and you get shot JUST before you win, and then you realised you didn't save it.

Originated in Alnwick, Northumberland (ENGLAND)

"PISS FLAPS, I can't believe that bloody guard killed me again!"

by JohnWScott April 26, 2006

chode flap

a chode is a penis that is wider than it is long. a chode flap is the skin between your balls and your ass when you have a chode.

Gary has a hairy chode flap.

by Lesbian Trollop May 5, 2003

Dunkin’ Flaps

When you squat until your labia are submerged in a bowl, cup (from KFC or Wendy’s), or barrel (for the flap dunkin connoisseurs) of mashed potatoes.

Jessica M. filled her step dad’s pool with mashed potatoes so the entire town can partake in the Dunkin’ Flaps party.

I woke up this morning to the lovely scent of garlic mashed potatoes in the air. You can imagine my disappointment when I came down to see Jessica squatting on the kitchen table, dunkin flaps.

by Dickintaters October 29, 2022

Flap yoghurt

Flap yoghurt - a creamy white vaginal discharge akin to dilute cottage cheese?

When I tried to eat her out the stench of her flap yoghurt was overwhelming.

by The haggis Fister April 18, 2021

grease flaps

a flap of like I don't even know bruh i- i wanna say like nut sack flap but that- or something like, nahhh I think we can make it better than that, cuz it needs to be wet for some reason, its just like a flap on ur back that's always wet for some reason. grease flaps is a flap of grease

man: dude this "grease flaps" is really leakin everywhere.

by cumbucket47 October 12, 2021

scupper flaps

large labia

Her Shorts were so short that her scupper flaps were showing.

by skmaine February 20, 2018