Compulsive Flake

Rachel Watkins

I wanted to have friends, but then I realised i'm a compulsive flake.

by SuperMcnuggets April 19, 2018

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Flake

A flake is someone who generally makes plans with you, promises to do things with or for you but can never seem to follow through. When confronted with their behavior they usually get defensive and run away.

Jonty promised to help paint Cameron’s house. He never showed up. We made plans saturday to paint and he came up with an excuse why he couldn't show up. Jonty is a flake.

by Camjo February 16, 2022

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Poop flake

Poop poop

Poop flake am loving it

by Your a bottt boy June 21, 2019

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Frosted Flakes

When a male applies the wrong lubricant while masturbating in the shower. Afterwards your testicular skin may dry and flake giving them the appearance of the popular cereal brand “Frosted Flakes”.

“Bruh I yoused the wrong shit in the shower last night”. I got “Frosted Flakes”

by DaddyFresh9000 November 27, 2018

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Frosted Flakes

When You Bleach Your Pubes.

Dude, I just got some Frosted Flakes. The lady is gonna love it.

by CloudeSmoke August 2, 2020

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Flake

A person who says they will do something or will meet you somewhere but doesn’t show up..

( Text message: )
Friend: heyyy😏
Me: hey
Friend : wanna go to the park later today?😇
Me: yeah sure.. but what park and what time?
Friend: umm how bout the one off ballrode? And how about 3:00😊
Me: umm that’s like half an hour away... and I only have an hour to get ready..
Friend: oh oops oh well see u there 😂
Me: um ok 🤦🏼 ♀️
~~~~~~~~later today~~~~~~~~
Me: where are you?
Friend: ohhh haha I forgot to come!! 😂😂 Can we do a different day I’m busy 😕
Me: 🤬blocked dis flake

by Uwuuuuuu🤦🏼‍♀️🥵 April 30, 2019

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