A massive piece of shit that will quit literally fuck up your entire life. Not only is he an alcoholic, but he's mentally abusive, too! Wow, what a catch!
by metabolism April 20, 2023
Get the My Fathermug. 
Person 1: Hey...do you know of the mafia?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...it is actually stands for "Mother And Fathers Infection Around".
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...it is actually stands for "Mother And Fathers Infection Around".
by Abreathofaversaillian January 13, 2025
Get the Mother And Fathers Infection Aroundmug. When the father that a woman had was physically present but emotionally not available. Similar context to "daddy issues" where the father is physically absent, etc.
She didn't exactly have 'daddy issues', it was more like father problems.
If you simp for Dabi, you have daddy issues, but if you simp for Nanami, then you have father problems.
If you simp for Dabi, you have daddy issues, but if you simp for Nanami, then you have father problems.
by Kai's sl*t May 15, 2021
Get the Father problemsmug. The slighty lesser known relatives of bib and fanny, made to complete the family tree.
Def: "And your done" or "its finished"
Def: "And your done" or "its finished"
Turn the screw, tighten the knob, and BOOM! Harold's(debra) your father(mother)!!
(Harold's your Father and Debra's your mother)
(Harold's your Father and Debra's your mother)
by bobtheslobthebob October 6, 2021
Get the Harold's your Father and Debra's your Mothermug. Someone who in life has failed to achieve certain goals in the area of scoring babes and his future now holds in him being a priest, hence his middle name "the father." The tortuga reference, tortuga being the spanish word for turtle, further implies a paranoia and fear of failure when around females and when he freaks out he tends to become a toruga, and proceed to hide himself inside his shell.
Random Dude: That guy is just freakin out with those hot chicks around him.
Random Dude's Friend's Response: He must be a "The Father/Tortuga".
Random Dude's Friend's Response: He must be a "The Father/Tortuga".
by tarduno May 12, 2011
Get the The Father/Tortugamug. by That random knob September 26, 2019
Get the father alanmug.