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Fail and blabber check

**Those with dyslexia are excused from this**
Noun: 1. When something is written and has extremely obvious spelling and grammar errors.

2. When spell and grammar check fails to get your point across in the intended manner.

3. When grammar/spelling rules that have been imprinted into your mind throughout school fail to get through.
Definition #1: "Ehloo!, ai lighkke tu sepll rong.!"

Def. #2: "I rapped my arms around her waste and tooled her I loved here."

Def. #3: "They're is two much salt." OR "I hate to loose my peice of pie."

Reader: Wow, those are giant fail and blabber checks.
by iLoveNature June 1, 2010
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Failbar

-noun
1) An individual who fails on an epic level, who also happens to contain the word "bar" in their name.
2) A fail that is astonishingly awkward, or is noteworthy primarily due to its awkwardness.
3) To fail particularly hard, to a point that comforting is needed.
1) "Inbar really screwed up last night...definite example of a failbar."

2) "That may have been the most awkward moment I've ever experienced...a total failbar."

3) "Skyler had a failbar so epic, it took every one of us to comfort him."
by Kalleo June 2, 2010
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Fail

The way of sucking

losing in a fasion where losing does not do it justice or people who play WOW all the damm time
Guy with no life: I just got lvl 85 in 3 days in WOW

Normal man: WOW you fail at life
by Gord163 January 15, 2011
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Fail Filter

An encounter, either digital or real, designed to filter the good from the bad.
Most commonly associated with video game dungeon encounters, in which "Boss" mechanics require a player to actually think, and/or not be afk.
Heroic Stonecore is a serious Fail Filter.
by Diggsworth January 24, 2011
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fail gating

1. Getting rejected while trying to enter a gated area by following close behind someone who has legitimate access.

2. In a group project when one member does not complete their task on time and gates progession of the project.
1. Ha! Did you see that guy? He is totally fail gating me.

2. Bob is fail gating the entire project because he couldn't complete his report.
by dahoe August 5, 2011
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fail

A lack of success, a poor mark on an examination, to dwindle or become insufficient. A verb used without object. Currently at an all time high for generic, widespread misuse. The act of FAILURE being the most often intended and correct conjugation, which seems largely to have been forgotten.
Saying something was a FAIL is incorrect, and should be described as a FAILURE.
To misuse this word is to fail

Your rampant misuse of the word is a failure.
by Arruglia August 5, 2011
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failbomb

A device, machine, or other construct that will inevitably fail, given enough time, and that will be devastating in the amount of fail it causes when it does.
This 1 TB SSD is worth by far more than the rest of my entire computer, but it's a ticking failbomb.
by Ardvaark March 31, 2014
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