Epic Fail

Obama, Pelosi and all the other idiots who passed or supported this abomination of a health care bill. This is a disgrace to America.

John: Obama's health care bill just passed.

Derek: Great, we all just got an Alabama hot pocket from congress... epic fail

by ATRUEAmerican March 24, 2010

Fail

You lose, Obama wins.

Person a) Omg I just fell ova infront ov that suppperrrhot girl! :O
Person b) Fail.

by Yoyogiddysally January 21, 2009

Triple-Post Fail

When a person post anything three times or more due failure to realize it went through the last time. Most prevalent on facebook.

Status: Listening to King Crimson
Tim's Comment: FUCK YEAH! KING CRIMSON!
Tim's Comment: FUCK YEAH! KING CRIMSON!
Tim's Comment: FUCK YEAH! KING CRIMSON!
John's Comment: Triple-Post Fail

by imthatawesome October 18, 2010

Fail

When someone tries, but does not succeed. An obvious mistake they made whilst trying to look good.

You fail for looking up 'fail' in UD.
You = fail.

by Slush Kamuri February 14, 2009

pass-fail

When you successfully pass someone on a road, only to see them pull up beside you at the next set of stop lights.

Alex: ugh goddamn this slow guy, he's going 49 in a 50
Joe: Pass him dude
3 minutes later
Alex: oh the guy i passed is beside us now
Joe: Nice pass-fail man

by gangstacrizab December 10, 2009

Fail

Word that is being consistently overused by assholes all around you so they can fit in and sound cool. Used to describe a minor disappointment in life, such as having a typo, tripping on your shoelace, or dialing the wrong number.

For other annoying overused words used by trendy douche bags, see Epic

Asshole 1: ZOMG d00d my phone fell in a bowl of cereal this morning

Asshole 2: Fail
Asshole 1: Lol I know

by cnopbl June 29, 2011

meta fail

A fail that is not achievable by most people. contrary to popular belief epic failure is not the highest form of failure, meta failure is. if you ever achieve meta failure you should A)kill yourself and do the world a favor B)never again partake in the activity that you achieved meta failure in as long as you live

Examples: bush, Enron, Antarctica.

person 1: "dude, that girl just choked on air"
Person 2: "meta fail"

by pixie_dust1293 February 4, 2009