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Windows Experience

An inexplicably slow and needlessly complicated experience on par with setting up an application on Windows 10.
... but the Windows Experience didn't end there. After returning back to the DMV with two forms of identification, he was then informed that he needed to a legal guardian present to sign off on his application.
by john_flubber January 25, 2021
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Social experiment

Replacing an old building or something people loved about a place, something that didn't actually need a replacement, by convincing people it needed to be replaced because it was outdated is a form of a social experiment. A way to get a group of people to tolerate something they wouldn't otherwise tolerate, something they would resist.
People are always trying to make changes via a social experiment. Change is not always what's best for everyone, and a lot of the time, things end up getting worse before they get worse (and not worse before they get better) when somebody took something that was once good and turned it to bullshit.
by The Original Agahnim June 2, 2021
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Social experiment

The worst social experiment is what people did with animals, turning them from wild and natural to domesticated and obedient. At least other human beings deserve to suffer at the hands of other human beings when humans do the same thing to other humans(including black people), because humans are not innocent like animals. That is why all humans are a part of the problem (including black people).
No other animal besides humans would try something like a social experiment. Humans put a lot of effort into being the worst, so they deserve to be called the worst species to ever exist. Perhaps the coronavirus will lead to our extinction, would that be bad for the rest of the planet?
by The Original Agahnim June 3, 2021
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Fake Expert

Fake Experts are highly qualified individuals who don't have relevant expertise to speak about certain issues but do so anyway. Because their qualifications are generally valued, their relevance to an issue can be commonly overlooked.
Uncle Frank: Tucker Carlson said that Vaccines are designed to genetically alter humans into mindless chimpanzees! The damn Communists are gonna use it to take over!
Henry: Damnit Uncle Frank. Just because Tucker Carlson is a newscaster, doesn't mean he's qualified to talk about vaccines! He's a fake expert, and shouldn't be trusted as a reliable news source.
by Recreational Spreadsheets August 15, 2021
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job experience

1. something you need to get a job, but you cant get until you have a job.
by bruhthisismyhandle August 19, 2021
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Badger Expert

A person, usually but by no means always a man, who can be relied upon to hijack any topic of conversation to parade their own knowledge of the subject, however sketchy that might be.

Examples:

Person: This is a great sandwich, is there avocado in here?
Badger Expert: I know a bloke who imports avocados and he was saying that the harvest this year is very poor because of new water extraction rules (continues interminably)

Person: I heard David bought a boat now he has a new job
Badger Expert: I’ll tell you about owning a boat; my mate has two up on the East coast and he says the most interesting thing is (continues at length)

Person: There was a dead badger on the road outside my house this morning
Badger Expert: Badgers, is it now? I read a long blog by the fellow in charge of gassing badgers for the Environment Agency and the thing most people don’t realise is (continues, possibly with diagrams)
For God’s sake don’t mention beekeeping to Julia’s dad, he’s a noted badger expert

I was just telling Merlin about that house we looked at and I got twenty minutes of badger expertise on the finer points of property law
by J Lewis-Partnership September 2, 2021
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NN Expert

A person who excels at Nanga Nach
She is a NN expert
by DidHarambeReallyDie September 15, 2021
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