not even

term used mostly by drug dealers, meaning that they do not have any drugs left to sell because they have either:
a.)smoked it all; or
b.)sold them all

Eric: You good, man?
Cory: Not even.

by John Motherfucking Lennon November 15, 2006

The Event Horizon

The Event Horizon is an "On the Rise" indie band from Connecticut. Formerly known as Penny for Your Thoughts, The Event Horizon was formed late 2008 early 2009. The band currently consists of three amazing musicians: Sara on bass and vocals,Luis on drums,and Ben on guitar. Their myspace page is www.myspace.com/p4yourthoughts.

Person 1:There is no doubt that The Event Horizon is gonna hit it big one day.

Person 2:Duhhhh!

by xXGionaGuillotineXx May 26, 2009

ABC Event

"Armchairs, Binoculars, Coors" Event - a type of emergency during which no response can resolve the emergency. The implication is that in such an event, the only appropriate response is to get a comfortable viewing position and wait it out.

"If the entire internet goes down, it's an ABC Event for us anyway so really there's no use in planning for contingencies."

by chorder July 23, 2012

mayweather event

A long boring event that is expensive and overrated.

"the tickets are $100 bucks and 11 out of the 12 bands suck it's a total mayweather event."

by TheDirtyDylan May 4, 2015

Can't even know

The inability to be able to relate to something.

Unable to answer a question.

a: Do you know when the train comes.
b: Man, I can't even know.

by Pete Fresh August 2, 2007

evening high

When one smokes marijuana in the early evening, usually after dinner. It is a mellow and peaceful high.

"That was a good dinner, now it's time for some evening high"

by Carlos August 17, 2006

cant even know

A phrase commonly used by a slightly mental young man who remarkably resembles a smelly cave-dwelling mammal. Used to express great amounts of anger and frustration when no other words will come to mind. For best results, combine with the phrase "dont even swell". Feel free to add other words as you see fit.

"I get laid"
"Are you sure? I cant think of anyone who would want to do something like that to you."
"Cant...not...even...know...just...NO!"

by Mr. Fields May 8, 2005