Eye Fuzzies

Nick: BruH that Obamas face gave me eye fuzzies

Abby: ew
by CoconutJuiceMan September 13, 2020
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piss eyes

When someone has super small skinny eyes.
Boy #1: Wow Jenny has such bad piss eyes
Boy #2: agreed
by Chat gorl June 20, 2018
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Eye-boink

Checking somebody out, basically. But mainly to imagine having sex with them.
Damn, Dennis Quaid's old enough to be my Daddy... should I really be eye-boinking him this much?!
by BucthCassidy7 April 10, 2010
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eye understand

the all-seeing i
...needs u to stand under it
"we're sorry, sir, your account has insufficient balance"
"eye understand"
by YuniQ9 January 21, 2014
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Rim Eye

Rim Eye is an inflammation of the conjunctiva (the outermost layer of the eye and inner surface of the eylids). It is most commonly caused by spending an excessive amount of time sat on your sofa playing Skyrim in your underpants, usually until an ungodly hour in the morning. See Skyrimming.

Less commonly, can be caused by the conjunctiva coming into contact with fecal matter, not necessarily whilst sat on your sofa playing Skyrim in your underpants.
"My God, Geoff, look at your eyes! You look like an albino!"

"Don't worry, it's just a spot of Rim Eye. Was up til 5 this morning crafting some fine dwarven armour. My wife is leaving me."
by Rimmmmmmer January 18, 2012
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Eye Sore

Something that is visually displeasing. Can be a messed up pattern, vibrantly colored object that doesn't belong, or anything that just looks annoying.
"That house on the corner is such an eye sore."
by Zeenuts September 16, 2019
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Eye Karma

The unfortunate cause and effect scenario that occurs to a person's eye or eye area as a result of a past deviant act of performing carnal knowledge to someone's eye socket.
George had a past sexual indiscretion with someone’s eye socket. Years later, eye karma visited George when during a rifle shoot, a shell casing tumbled perfectly and wedged between his safety glasses and his eye lid. His eye lid was seared. Poor George.
by JoeyD-PSC June 17, 2019
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