When you accidentally Dutch oven yourself when going to take a shit. Occurs when you're standing in front of the toilet to pull your pants down and then you fart... then you immediately sit down on the toilet to shit but your face is now where your butt just was when you just farted a couple seconds earlier.
Goddamn it, I had two cups of coffee and a bowl of yogurt with fiber cereal this morning and had to shit really bad. Then I inadvertently gave myself a Dutch Landing.
by G. Godsey February 24, 2023
by Jack Nackerson June 17, 2019
When your friend hands you the bong even though it's pretty much kicked to the point most wouldn't even bother to hit it, but your mama taught you not to be wasteful so you torch that mother fucker until the ash is white as snow.
Comes from the stereotype that the Dutch are thrifty.
Comes from the stereotype that the Dutch are thrifty.
by kell_drogo March 03, 2018
Matted hair that forms across the arsehole, usually created as a result of sweating during exercise or manual work.
Named after the resemblance to strings on a guitar in front of the sound hole.
Named after the resemblance to strings on a guitar in front of the sound hole.
by Throbbing Tromboner March 04, 2022
A "vacation" to "Amsterdam" during "Valentine's Day", that can never be talked about again. It's like "what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas", but probably raunchier and less suitable for work.
by Zombiefruit February 06, 2019
When you are laying in bed with someone and push their head under the sheets while flatulating. Then, while holding the sheets down to contain the fumes, you light a match or lighter under the sheet with your free hand igniting a mesmerizing flame that will likely burn the person inside.
“My girlfriend gave me the Dutch Lantern last weekend, so I spent most of Saturday night in the ER and will no eyebrows for weeks”
by Chillosophy August 06, 2018
When you fart into a sweatshirt that’s pulled over your knees, then it poofs up through the neck hole of the sweatshirt into your own face
by Muffins. November 10, 2019