Dutch Guitar

Matted hair that forms across the arsehole, usually created as a result of sweating during exercise or manual work.

Named after the resemblance to strings on a guitar in front of the sound hole.

I had to jump in the shower to untangle my Dutch Guitar

by Throbbing Tromboner March 3, 2022

dutch eggnog

The act of covering your lover in a duvet then cumming over her face whilst ripping out a large fart.

Oh man, I gave the mrs a Dutch Eggnog last night and she threw up so bad. My sheets looked like a bad day in Bagdad afterwards.

by mac 007 April 6, 2016

Dutch Fucker

a prick. typically Dutch Christian Reformed.

I gave her the Dutch Fucker. She was not enthused. Needless to say, it's over.

by meer0ki October 4, 2016

Dutch Bakery

Noun
A maneuver (sexual or platonic) whereupon the giver or "baker" holds down their partner or "victim" and farts while on top of them, forcing them to smell the heinous cloud of ass.

Baker: I got my girlfriend with a Dutch Bakery the other night. Now there's at least three reasons she hates it when I'm on top of her.

by GideonGrey April 23, 2022

Dutch hummer

When a guy swings his dick around like a windmill and the girl tries to catch it in her mouth.

Something something windmill something something bj.

I tried a Dutch hummer but just ended up dick slapping her.

by Hotelalphlimaechoyankee October 26, 2019

Dutch Magnet

To be attractive towards those intrested in sexual activities involving excretion.

"I keep getting invites to go to poo parties; i'm a total dutch magnet."

by Issybees June 12, 2014

Dutch Casting

When you violently shit yourself while seated, but remain seated long enough for the shit to form a solid and accurate mold of your anus and buttocks.

When tom sharted down the mic he remain seated rather than admit what had transpired, this inadvertently lead to a dutch casting.

by Professor Screeb July 1, 2017