douche-fle 

a level up from douche bag. (souffle-like ...maybe?)

bre was a douche-fle today... lolz

douche-fle by mirage mango December 23, 2008

Douche McAllister 

The name that you give to a male person who is definitely a douche bag. A play on the name of the former NFL star "Deuce McAllister"

A: Do you see that guy over there, hitting on another girl while at dinner with his girlfriend?
B: Yeah. He's definitely a Douche McAllister.

I can't believe anyone (especially her) would marry that Douche McAllister.

Douche McAllister by A-Twon August 28, 2009

Douche Pussy 

someone who is a total jerk a.k.a. douche. but they're to afraid to tell you to your face what they said mean behind your back therefore making them a coward, a.k.a. a pussy. coming up with the term douche pussy.

Douche Pussy: wow she's hidious
friend of douche pussy: he just called you hidious
girl being called hidious: WOW YOU'RE A DOUCHE PUSSY

Douche Pussy by bithyrun November 18, 2010

Douche Puncher 

One who thinks they are cool for calling out a douche bag but is actually even more douchey than the other guy.

Person 1: Yo check out that guy with aviators on he's such a douche
Person 2: I wouldn't be talking, douche puncher. You drive a Hummer.

Douche Puncher by Max and Bobby and friends June 19, 2011

douche-house 

A cheesy form of house music that is listened to by douche's or those that wear Ed Hardy/Affliction clothing and way too much cologne.

Jessica- "Hey lets go check out the main stage."

Scott- "No way! I was just there and all they were playing was a bunch of epic douche-house. Trust me the music and the vibe is way better in here."

Jessica- "Okay, I trust you."

douche-house by feetoid November 17, 2014

douche bagel

Like douche bag, but way better because of the extra "el," and also has the ability to accept condiments such as creme cheese.

You're such a douche bagel you should sell yourself at panera bread.

douche bagel by S. Beebe August 4, 2007

douche chills 

The intense feeling, very similar to a shiver up your spine, that can be invoked simply from being in the presence of a douche bag. Usually triggered by a specific douchey act or statement.

e.g. I got douche chills when the kid with the pink polo shirt flipped his collar up.

douche chills by cosmonautlaunchpad August 1, 2007