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douche multiplier

a person that helps a douche bag act like more of a douche bag
Bobby was totally acting more like a douche bag tonight and I think it was because Billy was the douche multiplier.
by t-muney November 15, 2009
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Douche Vegas

What appears to be a city away from the world-famous strip where people live, is in fact a very large Ed Hardy influenced gathering of tribal-tatooed, pierced/gauged-out douche bags/bagettes.

The day to day focus of life in Douche Vegas is to act as though you're the richest douche in town.

Douche Vegas's metropolitain area is a wasteland of lifeless plazas, saturated with smokeshops, nailsalons, and payday loan stores, to keep all the douches at their douchiest, by staying high all the time, to keep all the low-budget douches in the short trem credit trap, and to keep the douche bagette's toe's looking their best, since the bagette's official footwear is flip flops all year, rain or shine.

It's noted that the two happiest days of living in Douche Vegas for anyone other than a douche are the first and last.
If you aren't a well-to-do, rude, obnoxious, arrogant douche bag/bagette...or at least a blinged-out poser wannabe on dubs, take my word for it.....you don't want to live in Douche Vegas
by Worldhead November 30, 2009
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Happy Douching

when complete a level of a game (Co-op) you kill the other person at the last minute or if someone takes a weapon then you kill them for it.
(Created in farcry when playing escape map with friends and at the end my friend killed me and his character had a big smile on his face)
in halo you pick up a sniper then some one kills you takes it then tea bags you.
That is 'Happy Douching'
by BluesBoy18 October 19, 2010
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douche candy

A derogatory term used to describe an ex boyfriend/girlfriend or ex husband/wife. Could also be used to describe someone who has done you wrong. Or just plain stupid people.
"Don't be such a douche candy!"

"He/she is a douche candy."
by Rachel Steinberg October 24, 2006
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Douche Muppet

1. Similar to a douchebag, except their tendancy is be an absolute prick is not of their own doing. They are most likely a prick because they think it is cool, or it will make them popular.
2. A prick who is also a tool.
I could call you a douchebag, or I could call you a puppet. Sir, you are both; you fucking douche muppet.
by Matty.C April 29, 2005
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Deutsche Douche

An increasingly popular nickname for the 45th President of the United States.
I am the super-genius big shot here, they call me the Deutsche Douche!
by Dr Bunnygirl June 19, 2019
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douche knocker

Chris is sleeping with that dirty mutha-fuckin how's-ya-mama again; he's a good for nothin douche knocker!
by nancy & tina May 13, 2005
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