Doob

Someone who fits both the categories of a doosh and a n00b. They often try to be a genuine doosh (AKA spiked hair, white sunglasses, fake tan, doing pushups in public, posting shirtless pictures of themselves on Facebook, etc.), but fail miserably which makes them a n00b.

This word is great to use around your parents because while insulting, it is not recognizable as derogatory to the older generation.

Brooke: Wow, get a load of this guy.
Gus: What.
Brooke: He's constantly posting shirtless pictures of himself on Facebook.
Gus: How many people are on his friend's list?
Brooke: 29. Cuz nobody likes him.
Gus: What a doob.

by Doob Smacker October 22, 2011

doobie

1.) The opposite of a don't-be
2.) Breasts, of the female kind
3.) Mary Ja Wana...

Do be a doobie

She got nice doobies

Lets have a dobbie!

by Kyle Schultz September 6, 2006

doobie

What's left of a joint or blunt after smoking it. They are sometimes saved and smoked later, or put in another joint or blunt.

"put that doobie out man, its too small."

"Anybody got a pipe to put this doobie in?"

by chel-c July 5, 2006

doob

dumb noob

dewb

by Anonymous January 14, 2003

doob

ignoramus

a very dooby person indeed

by bob August 17, 2003

Dobby

A Merchant Navy term for washing/laundry.

That basket's gettin kinda full...better put a dobby on.

by Fasherman60 December 10, 2008

doobiastic

Adjective. A stupid term made by a stupid nigger, that can discribe anything at all.

"yo dawg, like, you're doobiastic, i mean like, doobiastic."

by David Sanchez, Joey titcomb, mike newhall April 29, 2005