deuce-slayer

A habitual humper of fat girls.

Brent fucked her! Damn,he's a deuce-slayer!!

by dustind June 27, 2007

Deuce the kicker

When, in role-play, the one assuming the role of "the Dick" will defecate upon the recipient "the kicker", showing them that they have done incorrectly performed within the confines of the role-play. This is a very effective form of sensual punishment within the bedroom.

Dude, my gimp was acting up last night, so I totally had to deuce the kicker!

by Angreesloth November 28, 2011

work that deuce

When two guys are out at a bar looking to hook up as they survey the joint to find a table that commonly has two girls with similar goals.

"Yeah Biggie lets work that deuce under the Budweiser sign, I get the blonde, you take the redhead".

by Mr. Doobie August 6, 2008

deuce bomb

Dropping a deuce in a bathroom other than yours.

I am going to deuce bomb the fifth floor bathroom so nobody from our office knows I blew out the fourth floor bathroom.

by e2shorty September 20, 2015

deuce fo

a rim not exceding or is lower than 24"s. a chrome wheel twenty-four inches in diameter.

damn, you see dat nigga riding ova their on dem deuce fos.

by tha infomation December 24, 2008

spruce deuce

A very large turd. Instead of dropping a deuce or log. In reference to the world's largest wooden aircraft the "Spruce Goose" built by Howard Hughes. When using "log" to describe a turd isn't adequate.

Damn that shit was like the Spruce Deuce!

by sprucedeuce October 28, 2015

What the deuce?

A saying used by Stewie Griffin in Family Guy

Stewie: What the deuce?!

by Anonymous person..... March 28, 2019