Police officer: Why did you stab your husband multiple times?
Woman holding liquor bottle: Uh... self defense?
Police officer: Sir, you're going to jail.
Man: What?!
Woman holding liquor bottle: Uh... self defense?
Police officer: Sir, you're going to jail.
Man: What?!
by L August 14, 2007
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by Clarrissan August 1, 2006
Get the degend mug.Children of military personnel,
Typically naked or in a diaper causing mayhem,
if dressed they are wearing some sort of camo outfit.
Cute as hell!
Typically naked or in a diaper causing mayhem,
if dressed they are wearing some sort of camo outfit.
Cute as hell!
by his/her/them November 10, 2011
Get the Dependatot mug.Strategy employed by the Russians in every single war they have ever fought. Basically involves digging in, sending suicidal charges of men, mostly unarmed to the slaughter, and hoping the winter sets in quickly and kills the invading army.
Notable successes: Napoleonic Invasion of Russia, Crimean War, Operation Barbarossa (Nazi invasion of the Soviet Union during World War 2).
Notable Losses: World War 1 (The winter killed the Russians due to significant logistical errors - the Germans also helped).
Notable successes: Napoleonic Invasion of Russia, Crimean War, Operation Barbarossa (Nazi invasion of the Soviet Union during World War 2).
Notable Losses: World War 1 (The winter killed the Russians due to significant logistical errors - the Germans also helped).
Aleksander: Should we try and hold of the invading army?
Sasha: Nah, we'll just employ the Russian Defense and let mother nature take care of this "great land". Pass me more Vodka!
Sasha: Nah, we'll just employ the Russian Defense and let mother nature take care of this "great land". Pass me more Vodka!
by Agent Red October 19, 2010
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The only league known to man that includes a league within a league, hence the leage of extrordinary gentlemen being created for the sole purpose of killing zombies created by Chuck Norris's bad dreams.
Members include:
Mel Gibson
Sean Connery
Shaq
You With The Face
and many, many more
The only league known to man that includes a league within a league, hence the leage of extrordinary gentlemen being created for the sole purpose of killing zombies created by Chuck Norris's bad dreams.
Members include:
Mel Gibson
Sean Connery
Shaq
You With The Face
and many, many more
OMFG! I'm soo glad that teh Chuck Norris Zombie Defense League defeated The Flood in Halo!!
If it weren't for teh CNZDL, I would be eating you right now! Thanks Mel Gibson!
If it weren't for teh CNZDL, I would be eating you right now! Thanks Mel Gibson!
by That kid from wolcott high May 16, 2010
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Johnnie is sitting in his room, talking to himself, and his friends walk in on him. Johnnie will immediately deny that he was talking to himself and will instead claim that he was talking on Bluetooth. This is known as the Bluetooth defense
by Joselino May 4, 2008
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