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son of dork

son of dork are a crappy bunch of wannabes who cant sing 4 shit cant write for shit and cant play instrements for shit.
come to think of it they propbably share 1 brain cell between them and take it in turns to breathe!!

they suk they look like girls and are just anofa pop band wiv the musical talent of a dying cat. anyone who thinks their good propbably hav the hearing of my deaf nan.
prep: ooh im a propa rock chick i bought a son of dork album 'rock and roll'

*puts cd on, all windows break and she starts dancing like a retarded frog on steroids*
by womanofmassdistraction January 15, 2006
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alpha dork

The nerd that usually walks over other nerds in their geek squad. The alpha dork usually has more eye catching things about them such as tattoos or possibly muscles to distinguish themself from the stereotypical nerds that spend all their time with a book over their face.
The alpha dork was the one that acted as the portal to the outside world for the other nerds in his group. He/she was the one that knew everything there was the one that knew everything there was to know about the opposite sex, sports, cars, weapons, violence and other alpha shit that the other nerds couldn't study/learn from reading a book, so he was the one they thought was their MVN their most valuable nerd. Kind of like their leader.
by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021
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Rumpled Dork Skin

Something you call somebody when you want a grilled cheese and your friend's sister's friend makes it but you don't know her so you call her a Rumpled Dork Skin and you don't eat it
"No I'm not eating that Rumpled Dork Skin made it!"
by DINKLESTEIN September 7, 2011
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12-dork

A person so dumb they have "12:00" as the time displayed on any digital equipment.
She's a 12-dork...can't even use her Casio watch.
by julesk September 5, 2006
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alex the dork

Hey Alex the dork come over here
by Cjcudhwfjuvd April 21, 2018
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Flork-A-Dork

Someone who is extremely flamboyantly gay and enjoys being raped by other men. Enjoys spending their time bent over a chair as an Army Battalion repeatedly ravishes his ass hole. Anyone who can do the Great American Challenge in the ass without resistance.
Look at that flork-a-dork in the sparkle denim jacket, pink short shorts and roller skates!
by cumblood February 23, 2011
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Orch Dork

check out the number of "band geek" definitions versus "orch dorks." band wins. YAY BAND!
by titaness06 October 10, 2005
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