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Wankie Doodle

When you administer a pecker slap to your partner, followed by plugging one nostril by sticking your wankie in there blocking the air flow of one side of the nose; so that when they/them breathe it creates a whistling sound. Then, using your non dick-hand you can hold over your "instrument's" nostril plugging and releasing the nasal cavity like a trumpet to the tune of Yankee Doodle.
Before the couple enjoyed some coitus, Roger decided to give Marsha a proper Wankie Doodle during foreplay which he has renamed "Band Practice."

Pam - "Marsha, are you having trouble breathing?"
Marsha - "A little, Roger performed a Wankie Doodle on me last night, and i have been congested ever since."
by TommyTsunami73 August 6, 2022
mugGet the Wankie Doodlemug.

Scumper doodle

A person with no taste : A follower
Everyone else wears that, you're such a scumper doodle
by CoCo_NUT December 30, 2019
mugGet the Scumper doodlemug.

musical doodle

when a song is so good you can’t get it out of your head and you have to listen to it repeatedly until you’re sick of it (taken and defined by the musical doodle episode from spongebob)
person a: is spellbound by TVXQ actually your favorite song?
person b: UM YES? IT’S MY MUSICAL DOODLE
by sqryeo November 24, 2023
mugGet the musical doodlemug.

crack-a-doodle dandy

Noun
An overly nationalistic U.S. citizen with a penchant for cocaine and other related stimulants.
Despite her generally liberal standing, Brianna's new crack-a-doodle dandy of a boyfriend more than made up for his political believes with his inside hook-ups.
by Pablo Sexobar November 24, 2017
mugGet the crack-a-doodle dandymug.

Doodle Custard

The warm white custard like substance that expels from the male appendage during an orgasm.
Bro I had the biggest surprise last night when I was getting some head and the chick swallowed me doodle custard
by gguuiinneessss December 8, 2022
mugGet the Doodle Custardmug.

Doodle was in my ass

ITS STUCK FUCKING HELP ME AHHHHHH STEP BRO GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE !!!!!!!! STEP BRO WHAT ARE U DOING WITH THAT ;)
My doodle was in my ass hole and it’s not cumming out !!!
by Ooooo step bro July 12, 2020
mugGet the Doodle was in my assmug.

cheese doodle

President cheese doodle said another dumbass thing today.
by idnom August 19, 2020
mugGet the cheese doodlemug.

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