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Cucumber Slap

When you end up with a slice of cucumber all in your eye from a slap
When a work colleague slaps you upside the head with a slice of cucumber in their hand. Thats a cucumber slap.

Be careful as you may anger a midget when doing this
by Cuntybollock February 22, 2024
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cucumber crack

the act of grabbing someone's buttcheeks then opening them to reveal their butthole then hold the lower back and force it to split with the open buttcheeks which looks like splitting the bottom of a cucumber
dude i did the cucumber crack to my girlfriend

AYO?!
by IHJISHGJRGHFRHVCNSH February 28, 2024
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cucumber

im hungry so ima go eat a cucumber because it is good
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Cucksicle

A man into cuckholding because he can’t get his dick hard.
“Man, Don is such a cucksicle. He can’t even screw his own wife!”
by Bella.Austin April 1, 2024
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Cucumber prank

A silly act/prank that can be explained with 2 words:

Cucumber prank!
Your friend finds that his backpack is in the other side of the classroom, He asks: Where is my backpack! You say : Cucumber prank:)
by Martynas_Hu May 28, 2024
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cucksin

Similar to being “Cucked”. The difference is instead of watching your wife fuck another man, you watch your cousins wife fuck another man. At the same time your cousin watches your wife fuck another man. After the Cuksin is finished a meeting is held.
The other night I was watching my cousin’s wife get fuckin destroyed by another guy. It’s not that weird tho cuz at the same exact time my cousin was watching my wife do the same thing. It was a good old fashioned Cucksin! We didn’t have walkie talkies or anything but we did hold a post Cucksin meeting.
by Atroxatrox June 16, 2024
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Cuckstrated

When a cuck gets frustrated from a lack of getting cucked.
Wyatt was so cuckstrated because of his girlfriend's bull being out of town, that he got in a fight with a stranger.
by The Secret Toast October 4, 2024
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