cryptoshit

Used to refer to anything that uses blockchain in an unintended, dangerous, and downright stupid way. Usually in reference to cryptocurrency and non-fungible tokens.

Person 1: Dude, another website is getting into nfts!
Person 2: And you’re surprised they’re getting into cryptoshit?

by k0n3k0 November 10, 2021

cryptoAlgo

A crypto algorithm.

This is such a CryptoAlgo!

by no3142 August 15, 2021

Cryptography

Defined as one whom captures images of crypto

Only an OG cryptographer can take such cryptography

by Not Eliii September 2, 2021

Cryptorgasm

When you invest everything in crypto thinking you are going to get rich only to be fucked over and lose everything to Whales, Bots, and CryptoMessiah.

Man, I thought it was going great, but losing the house and everything for my kids future was a major Cryptorgasm.

by M.Markes September 2, 2021

cryptoqueue

The line to buy cryptocurrency. No matter where you stand, people in front of you look over their shoulders and ask if you want to take their place because they're not ready to decide yet. People behind you ask what you think. Most people don't know or care about the cryptoqueue.

$2500 into Blockfi? Wow, dude, you're really moving up in the cryptoqueue.

by seemslikeit September 14, 2021

Cryptochromatic double fantastic

A twice as good secret colour

That cryptochromatic double fantastic wall is way nicer than the previous colour.

by Just one more cuddle... September 30, 2021

cryptotherapy

Noun, Buying Cryptocurrency Assets regardless of the price in catharticism or self satisfaction. 'Retail therapy' for Digital Assets.

Sorry, cant make the pub ive got my cryptotherapy later, love.

by SnozzBurglure October 5, 2021