cridiculous

combination of crazy and ridiculous

did you see superbad? that scene with mclovin, the cops, and panama, that shit was cridiculous

are you seriously going to rob a convenience store while naked and wearing a ronald reagan mask? you're the most cridiculous person i know

by meowtiger March 20, 2008

critdiculous

any form of inanity, stupidity, debauchery, or other unbelievable activity that occurs in a bar/pub environment, usually but not always resulting from excess consumption of alcohol. In general, the event has to be strange enough to seem surreal.

"Ben, put your pants back on. you are being critdiculous."

by zaphod750 August 14, 2009

Critco

Being put into critical condition.

Did you hear about the guy on the news?
Yeah, I heard he was in critco!

by warrghhh! August 17, 2011

Critilo

1. The distance one can project matter from the urethra
2. The distance a man or woman can urinate
3. The distance a man can ejaculate

Do you know Sam? His critilo is 40 feet!

by sutf October 26, 2011

Critiqule

A portmanteau of the very "critique" and "ridicule".

Very in-depth and thorough criticism with the intent to embarrass and insult.

A: Your movie is totally stupid and your directing skills are obviously laughably terrible, you unimaginative piece of shit.

B: ...
C: How much critiqule does B have to endure?

by yitonytao February 26, 2014

critycism

a very, very awesome person!

critycism is awesome!

by critooo July 8, 2018

Critchy

A crotch itch

"I'd like to go out with you, but I have a bad case of the critchies."

"Hey, why are wiggling like that"
"I've got a mad critchy"

"I've got a critch I'd like you to scratch."

by Ladylucyy April 19, 2019