cream dog

When you cum in the air and it slides down the top of your dick like mustard on a hot dog

"last night i let your mum nibble on my cream dog"

by slipperypoos October 4, 2015

cream toss

The act of putting whipped cream on ones finger and inserts into some ones vagina.

Jason: I'm so mad at Jeff and Andrew!
Clyde: Why what happened?
Jason: They fuckin cream-tossed my mom!
Clyde: How did they cream toss your mom?
Jason: With their fingers?

by jgv2213 March 24, 2008

bothered cream

who knows what this means... believed to originate from chancellors school, herts, england.
probably from the phrase 'bothered'.
some stupid idiot thought it made sense and it caught on.

Person 1: Oh no, you havn't done your homework.
Person 2 (chav): bothered cream

by special k April 8, 2005

Cream of Meat

Another way of describing the act of ejaculating in your woman's mouth and having her swallow your jizz in lieu of breakfast.

"She hung around until breakfast, gave me a killer blowjob and swallowed a warm healthy portion of my cream of meat."

by Fred Berry November 12, 2006

Cock Cream

Sperm vomited out of a girls ass into a morning cup of joe

Yummy, please pass the cock cream Jeff. It would be delectable with this coffee.

by Andrew Gravett May 25, 2008

cream egg

cream egg! meaning .. you ram the egg up the vagina then punch it hard so it breaks and then lick out the remains.

its usually a lesbian party trick.

'emma and steph cream egg-ed it up last night'

by amelia12345 January 25, 2008

cream pie

When a man ejaculates into a woman's pussy or a man or woman's anus and then either the ejaculator or someone else licks, sucks or otherwise cleans it up by injesting the fluids.

When my boyfriend cums in my pussy and then my husband eats the cream pie.

by Lusty Lioness July 1, 2006