paddle your own canoe

A euphemism for female masturbation, see also scratching the pink turn table of love, jamming out with your clam out, flicking the bean etc,

A female wank

John was out of town so i decided id paddle my own canoe or mid coituis Im over this why don't you paddle your own canoe

by Jizzl September 18, 2014

Canoe ride

When a guy lies on his back and one girl sits on his face and another rides him reverse cowgirl.

"Hey girls, wanna come back to my place for a canoe ride?"

by sympathomimetic August 15, 2014

canoe club

A workplace after-party. The name drives its origin from a bunch of young professionals at an Alberta utility company who wanted to book their after party in their work calendars but due to strict work policies, were afraid of calling it drinking night or anything on those lines.

You should join the canoe club gathering tomorrow night.

Lets go canoeing after work (even in the middle of Alberta winter)

by Billlyyyy December 19, 2016

canoll

The act of inserting a canolli into a woman's vagina and masturbating her until it is filled with her cream.

Guy 1: Did that Italian chick let you canoll her last night?

Guy 2: Hell yeah! It was delicious!

by hickernut2007 March 21, 2017

canon t2i

One of the top shittiest cameras of the 21st century. The camera is so damn heavier than the t3i.

Boy: Yo Usher, I got the canon t2i
Boy #2: The t2i is fucking retarded nigga.
Boy: wtf do u mean bro?
Boy #2: ive got da t3i my nigga.

by qbkbrown February 11, 2017

Canoodle

The act of cuddling while subtly trying to give off sexual hints and ultimately having sex.

"He totally was trying to canoodle! Like we can never just cuddle anymore! He always wants to canoodle. It's almost like easy D!"

by IProbablyGiveMoreTruthsThanU February 19, 2017

Canon

The greatest compliment you could ever give to a cosplayer.

Person to cosplayer: OMG! You're so canon! :0
Cosplayer: Tysm!

by StrawberryShotocake October 29, 2019