When a girl blows in your asshole during a handjob which builds up enough pressure for a volcanic explosion of a cumshot. The man lays back and lifts his legs up for access to the asshole.
1. When that girl gave me the crank and blow last night it made me erupt.
2. Yo I heard Quez got a crank and blow last night. I wish I could get a girl down for that.
3. My one dream in life is to get a crank and blow from a baddie.
4. Holy shit Grant got a crank and blow in his car last night.
2. Yo I heard Quez got a crank and blow last night. I wish I could get a girl down for that.
3. My one dream in life is to get a crank and blow from a baddie.
4. Holy shit Grant got a crank and blow in his car last night.
by Jomojames23 March 16, 2023
Get the Crank and Blowmug. To promise to absolutely obliterate an opponent, only for you to be obliterated.
(see PulverizeR, Robot Wars Extreme 2)
(see PulverizeR, Robot Wars Extreme 2)
by wood pigeon October 29, 2025
Get the Cream your crankmug. A mess crank is U.S Navy jargon for the lower ranks position working in the galley, same as K.P. in the Army.
by Woodstock78 April 24, 2020
Get the mess crankmug. People or a person that shows no respect others....especially in a shared house...also known as mongs, retards and scroats.
Meredith "Hey guys it's -3 in this house what's the deal about turning the heating off on a daily basis?"
Guys " Erm.... what do you mean?"
Meredith "I'm fucking freezing that's what I mean?:
Guys "Oh I see....we will make sure it's on from now on".
Meredith" Your all a bunch of cranks....i'm going for a wank".
Guys " Erm.... what do you mean?"
Meredith "I'm fucking freezing that's what I mean?:
Guys "Oh I see....we will make sure it's on from now on".
Meredith" Your all a bunch of cranks....i'm going for a wank".
by X GON GIVE IT TO YA January 7, 2016
Get the Crankmug. A subtle way to disguise your displeasure when having to offer obligatory congratulations to someone.
Mike: Hey, I'm going to marry your ex-girlfriend
Joe: Crank rats
Mike: (mis-hears this as "congrats")
Joe: Crank rats
Mike: (mis-hears this as "congrats")
by Brever February 22, 2019
Get the Crank Ratsmug. by Pipsnob December 6, 2020
Get the Crankingmug. The act of having a crap and a wank at the same time, not impossible for females but normally practiced by males who use the pressure of the crap on their G-Spot to aid their stimulation. Most easily achieved sitting backwards on the toilet, but almost impossible to achieve after a weekend on the Guinness, due to the horrendous smell ruining the boner.
by Tarmageddon April 3, 2021
Get the Crankingmug.