Craig Jr.

A really fucking cool millipede who is sick as fucking shit.

Person: Hey, do you have any pets?
Me: Yeah, I got a millipede named Craig Jr. He is sick of fuck, no lie.

Person: Craig Jr. is just so sick man.
Me: Yeah, he is the sickest motherfucker on the planet.

by TomaterNater November 30, 2024

Craig The Mailman

Dantdm’ s mailman from 2013-2016 that always hisses.

Do you remember Craig The Mailman.Nostalgia man…

by Ahadi2011 July 3, 2025

John Craig

an AMAZING athlete,

A great dad- spoils their kids
HES HANDSOME

me: Oh look! Theres the famous athlete John Craig!!

Bob: OMG im his biggest fan!!

by glowinqxevie May 1, 2021

craig the hedgehog

creglet, bomb ass boy, gets pussay

yo im craig the hedgehog!

by hamzahbob May 14, 2018

craig dontneedit

#FuckingSavage

Craig DontNeedIt is a #FuckingSavage

by MissCleo911 December 20, 2016

craig van

He is a funny and overall chill guy.He has only one type of girl short,light skinned and a big booty.Their is nothing else to be said Craig is a ladies man

Look at Craig van all he does is talk to lightskins

by Supper dawg March 12, 2019

Craig

A white kid that has the resemblance of the danibals monkey. He does not appear athletic but he is very skilled at basketball and is very likely to be the next MJ. He is not very good at video games unless he wakes up feeling dangerous. His friend group usually consists of a token minority, a racist kid, a fortnite kid, a Christian boy, a kid who likes a certain girl who they don’t stop talking about, and a fucking moron who probably fucks his sister.

Aidan is such a fucking Craig.

by Shizz whizz December 14, 2020