Craig

A ripped dude that has too much testosterone. Upsetting him results in yelling to immediate violence. He doesn't give a fuck about the Manager, he goes straight to the punch. That's what you call a guy Karen. Usually results in a public freakout to bystanders showing justice served.

Derived from searching for an equivalent name for a Karen, but for a guy. Kyle sounded to soft. So Craig, Craigslist Trash, to Craigons and Kraken (Clash of Titans 1981 monster that just expects any sacrifice) derived the term.

"Craig doesn’t give a shit about the manager, just wants to fight."

"Yo - those Craigons just got wrecked. Why did they mess with that chad on the motorcycle."

"TF, that Craig just bitch slapped the bartender for getting cut off. Everyone jumped his ass."

by wylinterms October 30, 2021

Craig

Craig is the best sex partner you can dream of, he will fuck you till you can’t move anymore and think that god has snatched your soul

My whole day was bad untill I seen Craig

by Big Jenny November 23, 2021

craig

A verb describing the action of craiging someone; to craig an individual.

Person: I should get all my Ex's numbers and send em' a craig.

This example uses craig.

by craig48thecraggiestcraig September 17, 2023

Craig

A verb describing the action of craiging someone; to craig an individual.

Person 1: Should I get all my ex's phone numbers and then send them a Craig?

Craig is used in this example.

by craig48thecraggiestcraig September 17, 2023

Craig

Big hot hot big guy men men sweaty big hot big guy big hot man

I am going to Craig you!

by Big guy lover May 10, 2021

craig

An average American uncle with an average name (could be a pedophile)

"Here we see a craig in its natural habitat."

by NewGirl_InTown October 11, 2021

On craig

When you put something on craig and don't follow up with it, you must put semen on a cracker and eat it.

Boy: she called you hot on craig
Girl: I never said that, now you gotta eat a cracker

by Shrek_papi9 April 27, 2023