Dallas Cowboys

The best team in the NFL

Wow, those Dallas Cowboys are great

by Su'mae Fy Frind March 10, 2022

Go cowboys!

An answer to anything. No matter what context, no matter what question. But most importantly, it’s the answer to questions that don’t matter.

Frank: How do you feel about Joe Biden being president Gary?
Gary: Go Cowboys!

by Thatplayer58 January 20, 2021

snow cowboy

A snow cowboy is a bad ass. The snow cowboy drives a badass avalanche and is known for pulling out stuck dodges and having sex with there moms.

Call the snow cowboy to pull out that price of shit ram you got stuck in your grandmas yard

by Laykes dad February 21, 2021

weiner cowboy

Someone who frequently acts as though they are in search of a weiner bc rodeo where they can ride weiners all day. ie. an asshole, kissass, or a slut

“Dude, Todd just told my manager I was late from my break. I swear he’s such a weiner cowboy.”
“Sheila really gets around, she’s a grade-A weiner cowboy.”

by NightMan420 February 26, 2021

cowboy style

Having anal sex without the use of anal lube.

Hey, I heard you screaming last night.
Yeah, me and Jacob were doing it cowboy style.

by Madd Maxx 05 March 6, 2021

Pocket cowboy

A pocket cowboy is smooth, confident and stylish - but second guesses every choice he makes. One drink starts the stride, but Jameson lets the bucking commence. On his down time he likes to focus on the arts like vintage soda advertisements. While he talks about traveling to Tokyo, he will name your plants, give them complex personalities, and daddy issues. Seemingly quiet, his mind reels with thoughts of Indie tracks that stream the soundtrack of his life.

“I just want to carry him around in my hip. He’s such a pocket cowboy.

by Cactguy March 22, 2021

Dallas Cowboys

An NFL team with morons as fans. Owned by Tales from the crypt keeper Jerry Jones. Fan base that talks about the glory years and keeps saying stupid phrases like How bout them cowboys or we dem Boys. Might actually be a cult of homosexuals. They’ve practiced their cult rituals since 1960. They claim to be America’s team but America would like to trade them for any of the Canadian football league teams.

The Dallas Cowboys have yet to win another super bowl and it’s 2095. Celebrating the 100 year anniversary of the glory years

by Cowboys SUX November 23, 2021