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Urban Couching

The act of taking a couch (generally an older more beat up one) out on the town and sitting on it in various places such as in front of local bars, landmarks, or any other place.
We went urban couching last night, we got pictures in front of Lydia's, McDonald's, Winston's, and on the Broadway bridge.
by bryan1618 September 23, 2010
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Nig couches

A phrase used when you turned autocorrect off last week because of its sexual mishaps and while texting your black friend about your new big couches you accidentally type the word nig instead of big. Because autocorrect is off, it didn't fix the mistake. It makes you go into a fist of rage while you yell at your phone for being a racist ass while you anticipate your black friend to either laugh or get angry.
Darren: Dude you should check out me new nig couches!
CJ: Dude. What the hell.
Darren: Fuuuuuu
by NastyDelicious May 27, 2014
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couch gravity

couch gravity is when you're being lazy all day long and can't get off the couch.
Hey mate, how about some soccer today?
Sorry but I can't. The couch gravity takes hold of me, it is too strong. perhaps another day.
by fierle franz May 1, 2010
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couch tour

aka couch surfing, bum ride, pulling a Henry Miller, relying on the kindness of strangers. A couch tour is a method of obtaining free room and board by which a person, often referred to as a couch surfer, freeloader, or house spook, overstays his welcome at a succession of homes, often mistakenly believing that his nonexistent charm earns him this right.
Brad maintains that he was the third roommate at the green house on Clifton, but Brian and Ali say he was simply doing a couch tour.
by T March 15, 2005
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Couch Burn

Similar to rug burn, except on from a couch.
I have couch burn on my leg!
by jane sadwoman February 11, 2010
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couch nigger

a bad name for someone, derived from chappel show...
by bob September 1, 2006
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Whore Couch

A couch that has the ability to cause a women to act whorish when sat on. -A most valuable piece of furniture-
Ryan's whore couch has the ability to defile the most chaste of women.
by poopy tacito September 3, 2009
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