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Connecticut Handjob

A geographical phenomenon upon which your flaccid cock spontaneously oozes cum at the elation of abetting traffic that had neither source nor cause.
I'm on 84 West towards Danbury and I swear I just got the best Connecticut Handjob of my life - I need a new pair of underwear.
by humanchair October 16, 2022
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Connecticut thumb drive

When you insert your thumb into a Connecticut girls ass while hittin it from behind. Giving you leverage for more thrust.
Jake was saying how he gave Nicole the good ole Connecticut thumb drive last night.
by Phat56Pat January 27, 2023
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Connecticut

Connecticut is an area in the Northeast region of the United States. It is south of Massachusetts, east of Rhode Island, and west of New York. It is about half the size of Massachusetts.

Connecticut is a massive set of highways between New York City and Boston. The whole region is essentially a supersized ghetto, but avoid entering the area even if you are driving, and do not stop for ANYTHING unless absolutely necessary. The north isn't terrible, but it's still best to stay away, but the south is scarier than the Carribean sometimes. In southern Connecticut (particularly the cities Bridgeport and New Haven), expect to be met with pickpocketers, guns, shoplifters, and occasionally arsonists left and right. Things get especially bad in the summer when New Jersey residents come to visit, which doesn't need an explanation.

As previously stated the north isn't nearly as awful, but you aren't safe from an excessive number of rednecks, bimbos, and Karens. The pickpocketers still exist.
Miles: Why Springfield? Just go down to Connecticut, it's so much faster.
Connor: Hell no, I'm not finna get this car lit on fire when we drive through Bridgeport.
by maja08 February 5, 2023
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connection

a connection is what a machine or person does in order to connect to something else
that robot and his friend man had a lot of trouble connection their thoughts together
by nonekopopo February 17, 2023
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connectedphotography_crafts

The most amazing human being in the entire world that produces the best pottery.
There's this girl called connectedphotography_crafts have you see her work? Oh you mean Char yeah shes the best and in love with her soul
by CollIsTheBest March 17, 2023
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connect four

Code term for sexual intercourse with one partner in which the male and female are physically connected in via four ways (genitals, hands, lips, mouth, etc.).

e.g. Vaginal coitus, holding both hands, and kissing on the lips simultaneously.
Guy 1: I played connect four with megan last night. Man that was so hot.

Guy 2: Damn that’s crazy bro, I can’t believe you guys did it!
by cloutforsale December 5, 2022
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Connect RN

the most popular rise of nations youtuber, is seen as the father of rise of nations. makes good content.
Connect RN has a huge sac!

Who is Bislo? I only know Connect RN
by gabedoron April 17, 2023
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