commentbombing

v.- To make a redunkulously long comment to a friend's myspace page when it is plagued by incredibly pussified comments from a significant other. To be more effective a group of friends should group in "commentbombing squads" in order to take as much room on the page as possible, in order to eliminate the pussified comments.

A friend's myspace page
Comments:
(I heart insert name more than anything!!!!!)
I love you more than anything you can imagine. You are my heart and soul. And I hope we will one day become one in a universe of love <3 <3 lol

(You)
Note to reader: In order to save your precious time, pretend there are hundreds of lines of blank space.
buttsecks
lol, commentbombing

by hteaDsinocaB December 7, 2006

commercial dumb

Commercial dumb is the idiocy the people in TV commercials tend to show. They say and do things that no one in the right mind would ever do in reality. And the others in the ad are so dumb that they don't even find that behavior bizare.

Typical commercial: Retard #1 Duhhhhhh!!! This cell phone from Verizan Wireless can makes me cool!!! I'm gonna pull down my pants!
Retard #2 Wow what a great phone!! Now we can text each other! (Not noticing that retard #1's pants are down.
A real example would be an AT&T commercial in which someone looking out the window thought he was watching HDTV.
TV viewer: Those guys are so commercial dumb.

by I hate commercials August 25, 2008

commence dicking

Normally muttered by section/ fire team commander before going into an attack. Can also be used to signify the start of a particularly ridiculous social antic, or any other event worthy of the aphorism.

Right lads, target at 100, straight ahead. Commence dicking!

by superfunhappytimes February 17, 2010

dot-commer

A poor sap with delusions of granduer who works 80-hour weeks at a dot com.

The dot-commer kept bragging about his impressive stock options

by dk December 27, 2004

Super Serious Facebook Commentor

Someone who takes a humorous status and leaves a long drawn out comment bringing everyone down

Status: a homeless guy asked me for a dollar today I said of course do you have change for a hundred? Lol

Comment: Homeless people have no choice but to pan handle, what if it was one of your ralatives? The are 30,000 homeless people in our city.....blah blah blah

Comment: it was just a joke Super Serious Facebook Commentor!

by Shizzy1980 February 22, 2011

youtube 1 like equals 1... comments

the stupidest thing on earth, and people use it to get kids to give them likes

youtube 1 like equals 1... comments: noun:DURHHH 1 LIKE EQUALS 1 PRAYER YEAHHH BETTER LIKE FOR THIS IF U DONT U HAVE NO SOULD
kid: oh shit i better like right now!
any person above the age of fetus: 🤦

by annoyed person November 3, 2020

Comment closer

That person who always says the last thing in a comment on the internet, usually because what they have said is too stupid to comment, or what they have said officially killed the conversation, and we have to start all the fuck over. Thanks a lot.

Facebook Commenter: Well, thats why I think women should stay in the kitchen.

Page Owner: Thanks for being my comment closer today. Next thing you should do is to headbutt a bullet.

by cee-em-kay April 8, 2011