Colinnium

Some kid who thinks he has a life, but in fact he does not, I pwnz him at teh cs

Colinnium just got pwnzed by me...again

by OWNZ July 23, 2003

colin smith

My other flat mate.

Colin's got his girlfriend 'round again, you can hear the horrible sucky noises from down the hall.

I think I'll fill his shoes with plaster.

by Flat 15 March 12, 2004

Colander

Came out of nowhere and stole my heart.

Brings me joy beyond words and makes me smile till my jaw aches.

Not always easy but that doesn't matter.

My love.

Colander entered my world one cold night in 2010.

by ketchupface October 29, 2012

Colonia Chiques

A lame gang in Oxnard/Ventura County/ the 805.

CO Gangstas: Colonia Chiques foo!
Cool Guy: Shouldn't you be pickin' strawberries?
CO Gangstas: *cries and runs away*

by neener neener neener August 24, 2009

Colin

When a person defecates on people's furniture and/or pets. The worst of the worst when it comes to feces related subjects/

" Jim's gonna by hela-pissed when he founds out what I did"

" What did you do."

" I took a Colin on his mother's couch!"

"You sick son of a bitch."

by The Master Collin Maker March 20, 2013

colins mom

Wow jon. You've proven your maturity and intelligence. Now GET A FUCKIN MCJOB AND STFU.

Jon is really jealous of colins mom, because hes the only one she wont sleep with.

by colins mom April 18, 2004

inverted colon

A condition resulting from prolonged exposure to a call center environment. Frequently within a call center, the only resolution to a person's problem is reached when the consultant (future patient) inserts his or her own thumb or other finger up into their buttox. Although the "thumb up the buttox" procedure works in the short term to satisfy customer needs, it has been discovered to have a very negative long term effect over time due to the sheer frequency of required insertions (50+ times per day, 5 days per week, 52 weeks per year). Over time the colon becomes so irritated that it becomes inverted. At this point the lowly call center employee may lose his/her job due to an inability to satisfy customer needs (and take the routine shaft or management dick up the ass(see: Joe Howe))The person may also be unemployable from this point forward as their call center career is effectively over.

The primary symptom of Inverted Colon is a bowlegged walk, one that frequently resembles the "corncob up the ass" or "freshly given the shaft" condition.

Although your first inclination is to laugh, do not for a moment think that this condition is a laughing mater. Inverted Colon is very serious. It causes severe mental anguish including a massive inferiority complex, inability to poop for days or weeks at a time causing occasional explosions of impacted fecal matter, uncontrollable flatulence, extreme sexual anxiety and complete loss of sexual appetite and inability to achieve orgasm (especially for homosexual males), and eventually death. Currently, there is no cure for Inverted Colon.

My friend John works for AOL. The only way he can solve anyone's issue is by sticking his thumb up his own buttox. I fear that in time his colon will become inverted. Poor John is going to die one day, and it'll be all AOLs fault.

My ex-Boss Joe's colon became inverted due to the number of management cocks that have been shoved up his ass over time.

The AOL site manager Nancy has an inverted colon by repeated thumb up the buttox as wel as management powered strap-ons being inserted into her rectum.

by ragedookie May 15, 2006