Coffee Rush

Coffee Rush is a popular series of coffee shops in Arizona that really strikes a cord with the locals, especially The Valley's hipster community. The coffee is very good, but one can be turned off by it's denizens, and their "ironic" mediocrity.

When having your first coffee date, you'll notice the nice staff, but as soon as you step outside and see the "regulars," you find out you may be either:

A). suffocated by cigarrette smoke
B). given an awkward stare since your mainstream vibe can be sensed from a mile away.
C). they recognize you are paying with your own money, instead of Daddy's trust fund.
D). your shoes are not terribly expensive and vintage styled.

"Hey dude! Wanna go to Coffee Rush?"

Nah, man, my parents aren't paying my rent anymore."

by Logan1222 May 11, 2013

coffee bagging

Tea bagging for those who like coffee

I would tea bag you but i prefer coffee bagging

by josh hodges August 22, 2016

Coffee Up

Minted by legendary ODOT workhorse Monica K. to mean "get enough caffeine in my system to make this mind-numbingly boring task/meeting/concept/social environment/monotonous auditory drone tolerable for exactly the length of time it will last and not one (expletive deleted) instant longer.

You'd best coffee up, this meeting is liable to be about the importance of "affect" versus "effect" in spoken correspondence.

-or-

I'm gonna coffee up, this may get dull.

-or-

Coffee up, bitches, this ain't stir your cesspool one damn bit.

by Ken no Oni October 21, 2008

Sunny Coffee

Awesome; Sunny Coffee is the premier coffee available all over the word.
Banned in some countries due to it's exotic nature

Hey Taylor, Imma happy for you but Sunny Coffee is the BEST coffee ever

Best coffee ever

by CEO of Sunny Enterprises June 6, 2011

#cars-and-coffee

A place to talk about cars and food in the MRT Discord Server. Less toxic but without its flaws. There will be still dumb fucks posting off topic stuff in the channel. And people would use cars from google images to show they own a car. Especially kids who fake owning a 1JZ swapped AE86 and a skip's dad owning a R34 skyline in a showroom

#cars-and-coffee has alot of underaged children faking they own a car, dont trust them

by MRTDISCORDSERVER December 10, 2020

Stripper Coffee

A drive up espresso stand where the baristas are scantily clad. This is usually bikinis, lingerie, or pasties. The best ones will flash to varying degrees for a proper tip.

My $20 latte from Stripper Coffee was ok, but her titties were sweet.

by dale 2010 December 14, 2009

coffee bean

a term for a black girls camel toe.

Oh snap check out sistas coffee bean ova there. I love spandex tights.

by PoolGuy4L June 15, 2010