Closet Ostrich- an ostrich who lives in closets and wants money from you... even though you already paid the ostrich last Thursday. This term was coined by the band Fat Hands, and is from their song "Ostrich in My Closet".
"What happened to all the money you made last week?"
"I had to pay my Closet Ostrich again. He won't leave."
"I had to pay my Closet Ostrich again. He won't leave."
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Brainrot over RWBY volume 8 has taken over RWBY Twitter and now VRV has kept the thumbnail for the next episode in their grasps two weeks in a row now, everyone has become Clorse - RWBYtwt may not see daylight. This infection is chaos. Please VRV send help we can’t survive like this.
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Brainrot over RWBY volume 8 has taken over RWBY Twitter and now VRV has kept the thumbnail for the next episode in their grasps two weeks in a row now, everyone has become Clorse - RWBYtwt may not see daylight. This infection is chaos. Please VRV send help we can’t survive like this.
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Get the clorse mug.When you heavily analyze someone’s Instagram post or general personal information to figure out who they are as a person/ what is going on.
Very similar to stalking but with an intellectual and analytical twist.
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Very similar to stalking but with an intellectual and analytical twist.
Like criminal minds- but taking it too far.
Friend 1 - Did you see Sam’s Instagram post?
Friend 2 - Yeah I did. It was so chaotic that I had to do a full close reading last night.
Friend 1- Did you hear that Ariana and Finn got back together again?
Friend 2- Wait what!? We need to close read this situation later so we can fully understand what is going on.
Friend 2 - Yeah I did. It was so chaotic that I had to do a full close reading last night.
Friend 1- Did you hear that Ariana and Finn got back together again?
Friend 2- Wait what!? We need to close read this situation later so we can fully understand what is going on.
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