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Closet Ostrich

Closet Ostrich- an ostrich who lives in closets and wants money from you... even though you already paid the ostrich last Thursday. This term was coined by the band Fat Hands, and is from their song "Ostrich in My Closet".
"What happened to all the money you made last week?"
"I had to pay my Closet Ostrich again. He won't leave."
by treesofgreen October 29, 2017
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Closet Retard

Someone who feigns intelligence but in actuality is no more intelligent that an average retard
John: He used ironic wrong. I think he meant coincidental.

Lisa: Ya, he's a "closet retard".
by Bytesthedust January 3, 2018
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close pals

David Walliams and Simon Cowell are close pals
by Lehkonen April 24, 2018
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closet kink

A shy yet kinky person that is ready to get bent over at moments notice.(but on the DL)
Damn Sammy is a real closet kink bro
by Gg the tree October 2, 2018
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Clogstrophobia

An internal fear of clogging someone else's toilet.
Rachael was diagnosed with clogstrophobia when she plugged her best friends toilet unintentionally at a fancy dinner party.
by Theman123 April 27, 2019
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clorse

Clover Ebi but as a horse

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Brainrot over RWBY volume 8 has taken over RWBY Twitter and now VRV has kept the thumbnail for the next episode in their grasps two weeks in a row now, everyone has become Clorse - RWBYtwt may not see daylight. This infection is chaos. Please VRV send help we can’t survive like this.
Have you seen all the Clorse pfp’s liking my tweets? Vrv has withheld the thumbnail again!
by not_bobo March 12, 2021
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Close Reading

When you heavily analyze someone’s Instagram post or general personal information to figure out who they are as a person/ what is going on.

Very similar to stalking but with an intellectual and analytical twist.

Like criminal minds- but taking it too far.
Friend 1 - Did you see Sam’s Instagram post?

Friend 2 - Yeah I did. It was so chaotic that I had to do a full close reading last night.

Friend 1- Did you hear that Ariana and Finn got back together again?

Friend 2- Wait what!? We need to close read this situation later so we can fully understand what is going on.
by SassyGorgeousPrincess November 5, 2021
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