Norwegian Alarm Clock

When you ejaculate on a piece of lefse and smack somebody on the head in the morning while there sleeping and yelling "good morning"

I gave my girl a norwegian alarm clock so she could make me a sandwich

by Joe Joe Ives December 17, 2011

Coo-Coo Clocking

(V.) The process whereby the penis protrudes the hole of a pair of button-less boxer shorts, it happens repeatedly and is unwanted.

Jared should have chosen another pair of boxers for the big tennis match, he was coo-coo clocking throughout all five sets.

Henry's boxer button broke off yesterday, he coo-coo clocked all day.

by Homeboy Bird May 11, 2007

gin o clock

It's time for a gin

What time is it? It's gin o clock-can substitute drug of choice

by clarabelle mcmischief September 2, 2010

Pimms O' Clock

When a typically English situation calls for the pleasant taste of Pimms.

"Picnic blankets? Mums and dads? It's Pimms O' Clock!"

"Wedding party? Embarrassing dancing? It must be Pimms O' Clock!"

by FineAndDandy May 2, 2010

pot o clock

time of day when smokein a joint is nessecarry, most of the time its 4:20

person 1: its 420 man
person 2: sweet its pot o clock lets fire one up

by the person with the face March 13, 2010

Biological Sleep Clock

An internal clock where tells your body when to sleep and when to stay awake. It can be altered due to your habits, job, travels, etc.

My biological sleep clock is always changing becuase I travel so much!

by Karl Larkins February 17, 2015

alcohol alarm clock

When your body wakes you up early as shit the night after heavy drinking and won't let you go back to sleep.

The only viable option at this point is to get dressed, face the day, and regret what you did last night.

You: Man, my alcohol alarm clock woke me up at 5 AM this morning.

Your not hungover friend: How many drinks did you have last night?

You: Dude, I don't even remember.

by not-another-bug-hunt March 20, 2016